Definitions by efishies15
Crop dusted
“Leonard: Guess what I did today, Brandon?
Brandon: What did you do?
Leonard: I crop dusted Joe Biden as I walked past him this morning leaving a trail of my gas for him to smell and eventually vomit. Haha.
Brandon: Ha, I bet it was really nasty smelling.
Leonard: You bet your ass it was. Haha.”
Brandon: What did you do?
Leonard: I crop dusted Joe Biden as I walked past him this morning leaving a trail of my gas for him to smell and eventually vomit. Haha.
Brandon: Ha, I bet it was really nasty smelling.
Leonard: You bet your ass it was. Haha.”
Crop dusted by efishies15 July 30, 2020
Flubbercunt
Flubbercunt by efishies15 January 25, 2019
Joozi Poozi
A joozi poozi is a child-like way of saying juicy pussy, but it can also literally be a juicy pussy sopping wet flowing with natural pussy juices.
Example 1:
Tyler: Wow, you've got a nice joozi poozi, girl!
Leah: Thanks Tyler, I think.
Example 2:
Child: Daddy, what's a joozi poozi?
Father: I'll tell you when you're older.
Tyler: Wow, you've got a nice joozi poozi, girl!
Leah: Thanks Tyler, I think.
Example 2:
Child: Daddy, what's a joozi poozi?
Father: I'll tell you when you're older.
Joozi Poozi by efishies15 January 25, 2019
The Shit Face
The Shit Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, but the male's face, tongue, and mouth is in the girl's asshole, while the girl shits into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay men, lesbians, or homeless people.
Stanley: Bro, you did not do The Shit Face last night with Monica, did you?
Chester: I definitely did, and I tasted fresh poop from her asshole. She gave me The Shit Face last night and it was awesome!
Stanley: You're sick, man. You need help.
Chester: Don't knock it till you try it, bro.
Stanley: No man, just no.
Chester: I definitely did, and I tasted fresh poop from her asshole. She gave me The Shit Face last night and it was awesome!
Stanley: You're sick, man. You need help.
Chester: Don't knock it till you try it, bro.
Stanley: No man, just no.
The Shit Face by efishies15 January 25, 2019
The Cum Face
The Cum Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It usually involves two people in a 69 sex position, with the two people's faces and mouths in front of each other's genitals, and once they have a powerful orgasm, they spew their cum into each other's mouths making them taste themselves, respectively. This sexual act can be applied to lesbians, gay males, transgenders, non-binary people, heteroflexible people, demisexuals, sapiosexuals, queers, pansexuals, or anyone else.
Steve: Bro, how much of The Cum Face did you receive last night from Valerie?
Silas: I drank so much of her cum last night, it was unbelievable! She's got wicked tasty cum, bro!
Steve: You're nasty, man. You need mental help and many, many, fucking years of therapy!
Silas: I drank so much of her cum last night, it was unbelievable! She's got wicked tasty cum, bro!
Steve: You're nasty, man. You need mental help and many, many, fucking years of therapy!
The Cum Face by efishies15 January 25, 2019
The Piss Face
The Piss Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, with the male's face and mouth just under the girl's pussy, and then the girl pees directly into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay males, lesbians, transgenders, non-binary people, heteroflexible people, demisexuals, sapiosexuals, and more!
Nathan: Bro, how much piss did you get in your mouth last night from doing The Piss Face with Marlee?
Joe: I received a lot of piss from her pussy in my mouth, and it was delicious!
Nathan: You're nasty, dude. You need mental help! This isn't normal, man. This is beyond weird!
Joe: Oh, come on, don't knock it till you try it!
Nathan: Hell no, man. That's disgusting as fuck.
Joe: I received a lot of piss from her pussy in my mouth, and it was delicious!
Nathan: You're nasty, dude. You need mental help! This isn't normal, man. This is beyond weird!
Joe: Oh, come on, don't knock it till you try it!
Nathan: Hell no, man. That's disgusting as fuck.
The Piss Face by efishies15 January 25, 2019