spoonage

when you spoon with someone in bed and your bodies fit perfectly together you have achieved spoonage

me and my honey reached spoonage last night under the stars

by spooner July 19, 2004

spoonage

A sexual inuendo for many sexual acts like blow jobs or eating out.

Kayla put the spoon in her mouth and removed it slowly, and Ashlyn yelled "Kayla, nice spoonage!" Dan then offered her more spoonage while cooking.

by jmb11111 March 12, 2009

spoonage

When a person grabs a plastic spoon(or spork), puts some kind of food on its end and flicks the food in another's face

Alex had some major spoonage on Mike at the lunch table

by Gabe November 11, 2003

spoonage

attending wetherspoons pub, usually very often.

"You up for spoonage tonight"

"The plan tonight is a bit of spoonage i hear"

by jasminda-govinda April 21, 2009

spoonage

combination of carniage and spoons

The bruises, cuts and other bodily injuries resulting from the card game of spoons.

Carrie had some serious spoonage following the rather violent game of spoons in Vegas.

Brent's spoonage is finally starting to heal.

by Rallywife March 07, 2009

maximum spoonage

When you have a spoon, preferably a diamond Incursted one. Then you spoon something to the maximum level

Picking that rock up with a spoon was total maximum Spoonage

by Bossbrother7 December 25, 2014

Self Spoonage

When you commit suicide with a spoon

Help! My sister committed self spoonage

by Zoey6669 July 25, 2019