v. or n.

Typically a person who annoys Nick Cash, but more specifically one who masturbates relentlessly and furiously because the real thing is not a possibility due to one's douche bagness

Bryan can't get any, therefore he is doomed to a life of spooging.

LeVaunte's mom caught him getting after it in her own bathroom. What a spooger!!

Spooger by Nick E. Cash May 20, 2008

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Spooger

when a guy cums on a girl's face and it goes up her nose; effectively creating spooge boogers. Or boogers made of spooge.

My dude came in my face and I spent the rest of the evening blowing massive spoogers.

Spooger by sillygrrl May 22, 2011

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Spooger

Someone who cranks it at an unhealthy amount of times a day because they can't get the real thing

That guy Marco De Paulo is the biggest spooger I know

Spooger by Spooge scientist March 7, 2023

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Cougar Spooger

One who actively hunts for, or tries to make himself prey of, cougars, as he enjoys the maturity of an older specimen.

Tony said he was going shooting for a cougar again tonight. I swear that guy's just a cougar spooger, forget any chicks our age.

Cougar Spooger by Jibba22 August 16, 2008

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Special Delivery Spooger

A demented postman like stop motion animated character in 'Fanta Claus is Comin' a spoof of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' by Most Offensive Videos, banned on several sites and voted most infamous video of 2010. The postman is supposedly Al Jolsen. In the spoof he ejaculates on cue (but everyone does) and rifles through the mail before doing the 'Night Fandago' with Fanta's own 'Mammy'.

May be an unknown actor named Denis Lilly as he references the name in one of the songs he sings, 'Root Chicken, Denis Lilly and Comedy Central too have used my ideas of TV shows all produced by Jews!"

Says hilarious lines like 'You got any of that vaudevillian penicillin for my lip? Well aren't you the turkey's elbow! You've saved my life'

And 'It takes a lot of gal to pick your own mammy's evergreens, but another thing entirely for you to do the night fandagno with the bosse's manmy yourself.'

or "Kid, you really shouldn't be watchin' this!"

"I wish she was a woman...of color." (Puts black face all over the doll's face).

Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.

Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.

Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.

Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.

Ha!

Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.

Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.

Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.

Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.

Ha!

Special Delivery Spooger by ittybittytatasd June 18, 2011

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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