Urban Dictionary: spooger

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spooger

one who constantly masturbates cause they cant get the real thing

lt. johnson is a spooger

by reno April 21, 2005

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dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

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spooger

Someone who cums big.

I called JP a spooger when he came in bobby's ass.

by ted brantford March 06, 2005

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Spooger

when a guy cums on a girl's face and it goes up her nose; effectively creating spooge boogers. Or boogers made of spooge.

My dude came in my face and I spent the rest of the evening blowing massive spoogers.

by sillygrrl April 29, 2011

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Spooger

v. or n.

Typically a person who annoys Nick Cash, but more specifically one who masturbates relentlessly and furiously because the real thing is not a possibility due to one's douche bagness

Bryan can't get any, therefore he is doomed to a life of spooging.

LeVaunte's mom caught him getting after it in her own bathroom. What a spooger!!

by Nick E. Cash May 20, 2008

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