Splutz

When a male cums, but rather than squirting, it only trickles and splutters out unenthusiastically.

I had sex with Dan last night, it was such an anti climax, it end with a splutz

by Yippee ki yay February 16, 2020

sputzlich

An adjective with no meaning what-so-ever. One to use in any situation ever. Discribes everything and everyone. The meaning is up to your imagination.

"You're so sputzlich!"

"The sky is really sputzlich today."
"Why are you so sputzlich all the time?!"

by vgirl04 October 19, 2022

sputzie

Pittsburgh slang for the common sparrow

The sputzies are eating at the bird feeder.

by R. T. White February 10, 2008

Nigga Splitzz

A straight up fly mothafucker.

Who's dat wit all the ladies? That must be Nigga Splitzz!

by jtodara December 12, 2010

Slutzanne

A gross snaggle toothed monster obsessed with sex and who is very easy. To find her victims, she goes to a phoney church to lurk for desperate penis. Prone to give people brown wings and stds.

"Where were you yesterday?"

"I was picked up by a Slutzanne, and needed to get tested afterwards."

by Greatday September 1, 2013

Slutzone

A metaphorical location in which one is placed when judged as only suitable for disposable sexual activity by a romantic interest.

See also: Friendzone

"I was really hoping Marco would call me back after that amazing night, but I think I've been slutzoned."

by MirandaStarlight September 27, 2011

Splitzblue

A person who tends to be hated by the general people, often uses power inappropriately, and tends to want an active life but can't seem to find one. Said person also is relatively lonely.

That splitzblue just gave a warning for making a joke about him!

by Deltakip December 29, 2018