The sound effect of a pie being thrown or shoved in someones face. (as in those God-awful Garfield comics)

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

An extreme version of a slut.

The sound of a male ejaculating, or the act of ejaculating.

The female equivalent to a male fap, indicating the noise made during the process.

A female who pretends to be interested in competitive sports only to seem more appealing to men. Notorious for completely bringing the entire vibe any particular sporting event down with their questions and/or needless and ignorant remarks.

Sport+Slut=Splut

Spluts will most often be seen wearing nothing but jerseys.

1. When you fall on someone. Usually from a distance. Not to be confused with "going splat"

2. The noise made by an object falling into your slushie.