Splatz = Diarrhoea
SPLATZ is a word used to define a traumatic ordeal on the toilet. If you have had one too many to drink and/or consumed copious amounts of VindaLOO curry (LOO being the operative word), you will experience a dose of the SPLATZ.
SPLATZ is now being advertised on NZ TV as a fruit flavoured yoghurt! Oh lordy!
SPLATZ is now being advertised on NZ TV as a fruit flavoured yoghurt! Oh lordy!
by SoniaNZ October 16, 2006
Get the splatzmug. This phrase, related in part to the "blat" (see "blat"), describes the logical aftermath of drinking too much Blatz beer. If one drinks far too much Blatz, the next morning's activities are dominated by the "Blatz splatz" in which bodily fluids are emitted from various orifices in a semi-involuntary spasm. This term is obviously only used in those areas of the country where "Blatz" beer is found. For additional information see "hershey squirts" and "the shits".
Man, Frank brought a few cases of Blatz to the stag party. Damn, the next day let me tell you, I had the Blatz splatz big time!
by Frank Klaune November 21, 2004
Get the Blatz splatzmug. Whew! I'm sweating. This curry chicken is super spicy. Just wait. In about three hours your ass will be sweating with the tandoori splatz.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
Get the Tandoori Splatzmug. by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014
Get the Blatz Splatzmug. by Sly Magoo June 11, 2006
Get the Green Apple Splatzmug. He’s just a little boy who does little boy things who has little boy features. He’s very handsome, rich and loves to absolutely FUCK BITCHES!!
by Hello(xx)? April 30, 2024
Get the Logan Splatzmug.