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Shlutz, the infamous word created in Westwood High School of Austin Texas by two students who quickly spreaded the adjetive/noun/verb. It is now used in frats of LSU and beyond. It is indefinable.
"What the schlutz"
"Lets go shlutz"
"I feel like shlutz today"
"You are such a shlutz"
"My shlutz hurts"
Shlutz by Formula D January 20, 2009
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A word to fill in for any cuss word, in any sentence.
"Holy shlutz"

"That is shlutzing awesome"

"I'm so shlutzed up right now"
Shlutz by mattandalexreallypwn March 10, 2009
Related Words
Shlutz • Shlut • slutzilla • shmutz • Shultz • shnutz • shputz • shultzing • shlitz • Shlotzie

Slutzanne 

A gross snaggle toothed monster obsessed with sex and who is very easy. To find her victims, she goes to a phoney church to lurk for desperate penis. Prone to give people brown wings and stds.
"Where were you yesterday?"

"I was picked up by a Slutzanne, and needed to get tested afterwards."
Slutzanne by Greatday September 1, 2013

bill shultz 

Idiotic, stupid, and highly annoying bastard. Bill is the worst person that you could ever meet.
bill shultz by Blargh_Master February 1, 2017

Slutzone 

A metaphorical location in which one is placed when judged as only suitable for disposable sexual activity by a romantic interest.

See also: Friendzone
"I was really hoping Marco would call me back after that amazing night, but I think I've been slutzoned."
Slutzone by MirandaStarlight September 27, 2011
A German tradition involving the exclamation of 'shultz' while putting ones hand on ones head when one has witnessed a burp as a bystander, then, whoever has witnessed the burp but has neglected to exclaim 'shultz' is slapped on the forehead. A fun game enjoyed by all.
Lauren: buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrppp!
Jess: SHULTZ!
Lauren: SHULTZ!!
Dave: SHULTZ!!!
Lydia:?
Everyone slaps lydia in on the forehead really hard.
shultz by H February 21, 2004

slutzkapeal 

When an otherwise ugly girl dresses very sluty and makes her appear more attractive.
Damn you see that girl with the short ass skrit she is ugly but it gives her so much slutzkapeal.
slutzkapeal by DarioX August 24, 2011
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Respectfully 

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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