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sploffage 

The spare paper cuttings of paper after cutting something out of it
I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the table.
sploffage by Arti Hali November 8, 2005
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sploffage 

1) Unwanted cuttings of paper.
2) Excess pieces of paper.
I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the floor.
sploffage by Charles Donaldson December 20, 2005
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A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.
That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.
sploffee by PokeyD March 14, 2017

Spaffage 

from the verb "to spaff".
When something is amazing, and gives you that sexual feeling, its Spaffage.
"See that milf? She's propper spaffage"
Spaffage by Merk Krellus March 8, 2005

Scoffage 

when you are eating a whole bunch of one thing and you almost choke but you keep going.
oh man, I'm doing total scoffage right about now.
Scoffage by 6 and a half February 12, 2018

Spliffage 

A joint made up of cannabis and tobacco, a stoners word to generally mean all things drug-related....
Examples where this word can be used:

"Pass me that spliffage..." Can mean a single spliff or the cannabis in general
"I need spliffage!" An exclamation of drug withdrawal. To need cannabis in general or one single spliff (joint)
Spliffage by Fiona88 September 21, 2006

spleefage 

the act of consuming one, or more spleefs (a long skiny well rolled spliff) in one sitting.
spleefage usually is a constant act which takes place over a number of hours in which a vast number of spleefs are consumed.
John: "dude, Tyrone that was crazy spleefage last night"
Tyrone: "dam right honky"

or
after session of spleefage:
John: "get up and get me a glass of water"
10 mins later
Tyrone: "F**k off honky get it yourself"
spleefage by james:D November 7, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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