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Smooshage 

Those wonderful squishy body parts of hot women. Particularly their big titties.
The hot sign girl hugged me, and I felt some major smooshage going on.
Smooshage by Shag N Flag November 14, 2018
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smooshage 

A chick or a guy that has a really ugly or fucked up looking face.
"She might be fine, but there is just slight potential for some major smooshage there"
smooshage by GiZiM July 26, 2004
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Those wonderful firm, but squishy body parts exclusively possessed by hot chicks. Particularly their big titties.
The hot sign girl hugged me, and I felt some major smushage going on. Then I felt something else in my pants.
Smushage by Shag N Flag November 14, 2018

smooshie 

A word used most commonly for a smoothie which has a large amount of ice cream added to increase thickness levels. The word, when written or typed, is usually in upper case, and may sometimes include an exclamation mark to signify the complexity and greatness of a 'smooshie'.
The words less common uses include:
>A piece of sushi
>A slushie (or slush puppy)
I'm very keen for a SMOOSHIE!
smooshie by steinburger January 13, 2011

Smooshie Face

The name for the most smooshie of all smooshes. The face must smoosh so smooth and be so cuddly. You must grab the smoosh and smoosh some more.
Me: Hello Smooshie Face
Him: hi munchin lovers.
Me: can i smoosh you please?
Him: ohhhh.....
Me: :-)
Can mean absolutely anything. Can be used in any context. Make it mean what you want.

PRONOUNCED: "smooge". The silent "H" is there for effect.

"I totally smoohged her last night"
"Can I smoohge you?"
"Your a smoohge".
smoohge by omgwtfbbqsauce May 27, 2008

Smooshie 

A combination between the words "squishy" and "smoosh". Used in context, both "smoosh" and "squishy" can be replaced by "smooshie" to make more concise sentences. Instead of saying "I smooshed you with my squishy boobs," you could say "I smooshied you."
sense = made.
I smooshied you and you liked it.
Smooshie by Grammar Cracker May 14, 2011
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