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smooshage 

A chick or a guy that has a really ugly or fucked up looking face.
"She might be fine, but there is just slight potential for some major smooshage there"
smooshage by GiZiM July 26, 2004
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Those wonderful firm, but squishy body parts exclusively possessed by hot chicks. Particularly their big titties.
The hot sign girl hugged me, and I felt some major smushage going on. Then I felt something else in my pants.
Smushage by Shag N Flag November 14, 2018

smooshie 

A word used most commonly for a smoothie which has a large amount of ice cream added to increase thickness levels. The word, when written or typed, is usually in upper case, and may sometimes include an exclamation mark to signify the complexity and greatness of a 'smooshie'.
The words less common uses include:
>A piece of sushi
>A slushie (or slush puppy)
I'm very keen for a SMOOSHIE!
smooshie by steinburger January 13, 2011

Smooshie Face

The name for the most smooshie of all smooshes. The face must smoosh so smooth and be so cuddly. You must grab the smoosh and smoosh some more.
Me: Hello Smooshie Face
Him: hi munchin lovers.
Me: can i smoosh you please?
Him: ohhhh.....
Me: :-)
Can mean absolutely anything. Can be used in any context. Make it mean what you want.

PRONOUNCED: "smooge". The silent "H" is there for effect.
"I totally smoohged her last night"
"Can I smoohge you?"
"Your a smoohge".
smoohge by omgwtfbbqsauce May 27, 2008

Smooshie 

A combination between the words "squishy" and "smoosh". Used in context, both "smoosh" and "squishy" can be replaced by "smooshie" to make more concise sentences. Instead of saying "I smooshed you with my squishy boobs," you could say "I smooshied you."
sense = made.
I smooshied you and you liked it.
Smooshie by Grammar Cracker May 14, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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