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Splashage 

noun

| splash-idj |

The upward discharge of toilet water upon impact of plummeting fecal matter. Cause of the premeditated pre-flush.
"Dude, I just took a huge crap and my ass got wet from the immense splashage."
Splashage by CzarThe May 11, 2010
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Slashagg 

To sneak or stalk off salubriously away from the scene of a crime.
Ebony kicked a bouncer three times because he tried to steal her phone to get her number... then she had to slashagg away because he started getting agro.
Slashagg by Charly23 July 21, 2011

Sloshage 

When carrying a liquid in an open container (cup, pan, bucket, etc.), the amount that ends up on the floor due to you're failure to keep the damn cup steady
"When you're carrying a pan of water, the sloshage is much greater than in a cup of water."
Sloshage by SirVimes January 16, 2009
A text message sent with the intention of fucking them upon their response.
Hey fellows, I am going to have to leave after she responds to this smashage.
Smashage by betterdick April 8, 2022
A server owned by the unemployed, unathletic, physically challenged, and chopped discord owner king
kingda is the owner of /slashkage

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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