Splimp

A SIMP and a Pimp combined.

Aaron is such a Splimp dude.

by Majorsloth13 May 10, 2020

Splimp

splimp means what ever you want it to mean. It can be used how ever want.

1) Splimp mothafucka!

2) Wanna go splimping later?
3) this dude just got splimped!

by Littledick123 August 8, 2016

sprimpo

the word "love" is a semantic confusion, based on the accidental usage of the same word used in two totally different and often quite contradictory meanings
ei. "i love you" and "to make love"
so the word "sprimpo" is used for the activity the romantic semantic confusion is avoided

"Shall we make sprimpo"
"come on, let's go and make sprimpo"
"I really need some sprimpoing"
"I'm going to find a new sprimpoer"
"Settle down in a nice little sprimpo nest"

by Its Me Lenny November 10, 2009

splitpush

A pocket strat for the infamous SKT T1 Jamil Gonzales

Ivan: Hey guys! Wanna have fun? ;)
SKT T1 Jamil Gonzales: *splitpush noises*

by AJHadSwag July 4, 2018

Slimpie

An endangered aquatic creature who is adorable and sneaky. Typically found in creeks and rivers. When no one is watching, he likes to float to the top of the water and lay out his six legs.

Tom: “woah what touched my leg?”
Jim: “that my friend, was a slimpie.”

by botegaveneta July 4, 2022

shlimpy

shlimpy is a word that means tiny shlong, little dick, micro peen, and itty bitty wang tang etc.

barbra: omg alicia look!! Lane sent me a pic of his SHLIMPY it’s so incredibly small!

he said he wanted to rearrange my guts but we all know he couldn’t reach with up there with his shlimpy

abbreviation: lil shlimp

by manshutyobitchassup May 7, 2020

Spimp

A “Spimp” is when a person of any gender finds Spamton G Spamton from the hit game Deltarune by Toby Fox, romantically or sexually attractive.

“OMG AVARI IS SUCH A SPIMP”

by Spimp May 24, 2022