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Spimp
1.An abbreviation of "Special Shrimp." A processed, canned meat product with a shrimp flavor; see also Spam, Spobster, Speef, Spois Gras, Spicken, Spacon, and others. It is a perennial favorite of Southeast Asian Juntas and Quartermasters, due to its affordability, portability, and uncanny seafoodiness.
"Shinawatra should never come back here; he will have to find his Spimp elsewhere." -- Anonymous Thai Warlord
Spimp by webster tarpley November 8, 2008
Spimp
(noun; verb - spimping; adj. - spimp, spimpish; adverb - spimply)
1) A term to describe a person who is complacent in and/or profits in-part from the sexual exploits of his/her significant other.
2) Typically a man who allows his partner to sell their body to thousands of losers on the Internet.
1) A term to describe a person who is complacent in and/or profits in-part from the sexual exploits of his/her significant other.
2) Typically a man who allows his partner to sell their body to thousands of losers on the Internet.
A spimp will sit back and play videogames while his girlfriend rakes in thousands of dollars on her OnlyFans.
Spimp by somemerch36 March 29, 2020
spimp
stop being a spimp
spimp
The lingering liquid that remains in the recessed rim of a canned beverage after drinking from it. The presence of spimp makes it generally undesirable to share the beverage with somebody else especially being the second to drink from the can.