Slimpy

1. When you ejaculate and you dick goes flaccid but is still kind of long
2. The feeling of regret experienced after a nut, or any feeling of regret similar to it
1. Jimmy’s dick got slimpy after a heavy late night beating
2. Jimmy looked at the hentai he had watched and instantly felt slimpy from his fap
by SmegmaSaucer March 04, 2019
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Hey! Look at that lil slimpy! He needs some meat on those bones!
by beezycatpoo July 15, 2009
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Slimpie

An endangered aquatic creature who is adorable and sneaky. Typically found in creeks and rivers. When no one is watching, he likes to float to the top of the water and lay out his six legs.
Tom: “woah what touched my leg?”
Jim: “that my friend, was a slimpie.”
by botegaveneta July 05, 2022
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to feel someone quickly under the chin in a reverse jab-like motion while saying "slimpy" and having sexual thoughts in mind.
Josh walked up to the schools super hot and popular 'Kelly' and performed the quick task of a slimpy. His friends were very impressed while Kelly had no idea what had happened. Josh remained a virgin until he was in his late 50's
by incredilee March 27, 2010
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Slimpy Dick

Slimpy dick;

Def: (Noun) A male who has such immense feelings of love for the opposite sex which makes his penis unable to perform in an intimate way.
i.e; Yooo Jose is such a slimpy dick for that Canadian chick
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Slimpy

A dance where in the first few seconds. You have a heart attack then you bust out into break dance
fucker 1: yo bro i made a generic accomplishment

fucker 2: let's hit the slimpy
by Goodboah1899 May 21, 2023
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