Slimpy

1. When you ejaculate and you dick goes flaccid but is still kind of long
2. The feeling of regret experienced after a nut, or any feeling of regret similar to it

1. Jimmy’s dick got slimpy after a heavy late night beating
2. Jimmy looked at the hentai he had watched and instantly felt slimpy from his fap

by SmegmaSaucer March 4, 2019

Slimpy

A weak/skinny/little person

Hey! Look at that lil slimpy! He needs some meat on those bones!

by beezycatpoo July 14, 2009

slimpy

to feel someone quickly under the chin in a reverse jab-like motion while saying "slimpy" and having sexual thoughts in mind.

Josh walked up to the schools super hot and popular 'Kelly' and performed the quick task of a slimpy. His friends were very impressed while Kelly had no idea what had happened. Josh remained a virgin until he was in his late 50's

by incredilee March 26, 2010

Slimpy

A dance where in the first few seconds. You have a heart attack then you bust out into break dance

fucker 1: yo bro i made a generic accomplishment

fucker 2: let's hit the slimpy

by Goodboah1899 May 20, 2023

Slimpy Dick

Slim•py dick;

Def: (Noun) A male who has such immense feelings of love for the opposite sex which makes his penis unable to perform in an intimate way.

i.e; Yooo Jose is such a slimpy dick for that Canadian chick

by anonymous September 18, 2021

Slimy Joystick

When the man on top during double vaginal sex pulls out and cums on the other man's scrotum. After using his dick to rub the cum all over the scrotum, he then re-enters the girl's pussy to cum again on the other guy's shaft. Due to the homoerotic nature of the act, it is mostly performed by bisexual men. However, straight men can perform it on occasion.

My bi friend and I once did double vaginal with a girl we picked up from the club. I was on top, so I decided to give him a slimy joystick since it was his birthday. I don't like guys, so I told him that's as far as he would get with me.

by FraterOS December 30, 2018

slimeytime

slimeytime means to have sexual intercourse that involves cum play, just like how you would play with slimes.

you: “hey bae wanna have slimeytime?”
them: “oh yes ofc ;)”

by virxtuaI March 27, 2021