A shit pusher mainly used in prison
it means someone that has sexual intercourse via the anus should be used only to the gay population or someone you suspect in being gay
(no offence to the gay communty I did not make the word up fucking shitpushers)
1,look at that shitpusher damn he wears tight t-shirts
2,hey shitpusher you need to stop wearing makeup dude and wash the shit off your cock
After you dump your spunk and wait a little while your one-eyed warrior sometimes gets it's eye stuck shut and when you hang a rat you piss in two directions at once, neither of which was your primary target. Usually involves a leg or a favorite shoe. If it involves a face you are either R. Kelly or fucked up or both...
"No-o-o-o, a doberman didn't hump my leg. I went splitpissin' after yankin' my yoda to the latest edition of FHM. There's a couple of pages in there ain't nobody ever gonnayank apart..."
A Splimpus is an orgy that is performed by grocery workers, where they take cucumbers and carrots and shove said items up a consenting shopper's asshole, and then add those items to their total cost.
Grocery Worker: That will be $256.74, sir.
Shopper: Damn, I don't have the money, is there another method of payment?
Grocery: No, but me and my buds can give you a Splimpus, if you want.
Shopper: Hell yeah!
Narrator: And then they performed the grandest Splimpus to ever exist. His total cost was now $274.63.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.