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A SIMP and a Pimp combined.
Aaron is such a Splimp dude.
Splimp by Majorsloth13 May 10, 2020
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splimp means what ever you want it to mean. It can be used how ever want.
1) Splimp mothafucka!

2) Wanna go splimping later?
3) this dude just got splimped!
Splimp by Littledick123 August 8, 2016
Spimpf is the name for the droplets of cum that a woman drops on to the flooring as they shuffle to the bathroom after sex.
She left a trail of spimpf from the bed to the bathroom.
Spimpf by davros999 August 8, 2015
When your shrimp goes pimp
Bro I was so spimpfin it was dope
Spimpfin by McRonaldthatDonald September 15, 2019

Splimpus 

A Splimpus is an orgy that is performed by grocery workers, where they take cucumbers and carrots and shove said items up a consenting shopper's asshole, and then add those items to their total cost.
Grocery Worker: That will be $256.74, sir.
Shopper: Damn, I don't have the money, is there another method of payment?
Grocery: No, but me and my buds can give you a Splimpus, if you want.
Shopper: Hell yeah!
Narrator: And then they performed the grandest Splimpus to ever exist. His total cost was now $274.63.
Splimpus by SkunkMcFuckboy September 28, 2021