A Splimpus is an orgy that is performed by grocery workers, where they take cucumbers and carrots and shove said items up a consenting shopper's asshole, and then add those items to their total cost.
Grocery Worker: That will be $256.74, sir.
Shopper: Damn, I don't have the money, is there another method of payment?
Grocery: No, but me and my buds can give you a Splimpus, if you want.
Shopper: Hell yeah!
Narrator: And then they performed the grandest Splimpus to ever exist. His total cost was now $274.63.
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the wordsbullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.