Splimpf

A joint rolled large enough to share with all the people. Enough marijuana rolled for several people to get very high.

Snoop rolls a tight Splimpf for his entourage, so that it will burn even and long.

by Berndt August 23, 2016

Splimp

A SIMP and a Pimp combined.

Aaron is such a Splimp dude.

by Majorsloth13 May 10, 2020

Splimp

splimp means what ever you want it to mean. It can be used how ever want.

1) Splimp mothafucka!

2) Wanna go splimping later?
3) this dude just got splimped!

by Littledick123 August 8, 2016

Spimpf

Spimpf is the name for the droplets of cum that a woman drops on to the flooring as they shuffle to the bathroom after sex.

She left a trail of spimpf from the bed to the bathroom.

by davros999 August 8, 2015

Spimpfin

When your shrimp goes pimp

Bro I was so spimpfin it was dope

by McRonaldthatDonald September 15, 2019

Splimpus

A Splimpus is an orgy that is performed by grocery workers, where they take cucumbers and carrots and shove said items up a consenting shopper's asshole, and then add those items to their total cost.

Grocery Worker: That will be $256.74, sir.
Shopper: Damn, I don't have the money, is there another method of payment?
Grocery: No, but me and my buds can give you a Splimpus, if you want.
Shopper: Hell yeah!
Narrator: And then they performed the grandest Splimpus to ever exist. His total cost was now $274.63.

by SkunkMcFuckboy September 28, 2021