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shlimpy is a word that means tiny shlong, little dick, micro peen, and itty bitty wang tang etc.
barbra: omg alicia look!! Lane sent me a pic of his SHLIMPY it’s so incredibly small!

he said he wanted to rearrange my guts but we all know he couldn’t reach with up there with his shlimpy

abbreviation: lil shlimp
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Adjective used to describe something small. It is mainly used to describe something to be small and cute, in adoration toward people you cherish, but it can also be derogatory, if used to describe others, who are not your friends.
I'm so shrimpy!! :D

Aww, you're such a shrimp!

He's so shrimpy, I'll never date him.
shrimpy by ineverr July 7, 2011
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Immense amounts of drip or swag
"what do you think about my armor?" " damn, thats shlippy as fuck!"
Shlippy by Shliplord May 12, 2021
A pompous ass who is so full of himself that he doesn't even realize he is insignificant and powerless
J: Our fearless leader was at happy hour again last night telling everyone on the team what to do, and drooling over every waitress in short orange shorts and big boobs.
T: He is such a shrimpy. He still doesn't realize that he is Big Al's bitch.
shrimpy by J Scotts December 22, 2008
Messy and sloppy looking. Unkempt.
He looked shlumpy with his baggy pants and
oversized shirt.
shlumpy by Kristina G. August 13, 2005
"Yo if one of my ex's who had a shrimpy ,they better be careful and don't test me. I will expose you!!!😐🤗
shrimpy by tatiballa October 24, 2016
Word of the Day on May 28, 2024

Schlimpy 

schlimpy
I touched the dolphin's fin. It felt schlimpy.
Schlimpy by Ackubota May 24, 2020
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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