slimp

A slimp is a lazy person.

John says to Joe: You are such a slimp!

by rocketmandly April 2, 2008

slimp

A person who sucks cock all day

The slimp was going off today

by José fonte February 9, 2017

Slimp

Same meaning as calling someone a tool except the tool has absolutely no fucking use.

1. That boy Rid a slimp. Or,
2. Damn you a slimp ass bitch
3. Don't get caught slimping.

by Ashlee of Assland July 10, 2019

Slimp

Adj: A universal word meaning friend,enemy. Meaning tired, happy, sad, lazy.

Friend to friend: yo what up slimp? "Not much man just chillin"

'Had a tiring day at work' - "Man I'm slimped out"

'Hate a lazy worker' - "Man that dude is a slimp worker"

by Penimeclarfin April 26, 2019

Slimping

When someone is caught slippin and being a simp at the same time

Bro why are you Slimping

Hey dude did you know Dane was Slimping

by Jack_The_Hack June 3, 2020

Slimp

A female simp

Dam that bitch slimpin’ hard for mike

by Xx_pussy_slayer_69_xX September 28, 2020

slimp

A beautiful concoction of American foodstuffs. Typically formulated from excess meats in the dumpster behind a combo KFC and Long John Silver’s. This meat product is then ground in a meat grinder, and stuffed in a condom like a sausage.

Did you see how pale Kindred was yesterday? He looked like are slimp last night.

by dayoop April 5, 2022