Slimp Share definition Flag Same meaning as calling someone a tool except the tool has absolutely no fucking use. 1. That boy Rid a slimp. Or, 2. Damn you a slimp ass bitch 3. Don't get caught slimping. Slimp by Ashlee of Assland July 10, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Slimp mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch