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A spimp is formally known as a pimp of simps or a simp that is a pimp
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
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1.An abbreviation of "Special Shrimp." A processed, canned meat product with a shrimp flavor; see also Spam, Spobster, Speef, Spois Gras, Spicken, Spacon, and others. It is a perennial favorite of Southeast Asian Juntas and Quartermasters, due to its affordability, portability, and uncanny seafoodiness.
"Shinawatra should never come back here; he will have to find his Spimp elsewhere." -- Anonymous Thai Warlord
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(noun; verb - spimping; adj. - spimp, spimpish; adverb - spimply)

1) A term to describe a person who is complacent in and/or profits in-part from the sexual exploits of his/her significant other.

2) Typically a man who allows his partner to sell their body to thousands of losers on the Internet.
A spimp will sit back and play videogames while his girlfriend rakes in thousands of dollars on her OnlyFans.
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someone who is a simp and a pimp at the same time
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The lingering liquid that remains in the recessed rim of a canned beverage after drinking from it. The presence of spimp makes it generally undesirable to share the beverage with somebody else especially being the second to drink from the can.
Damn, I'm thirsty but didn't you have sex with that Karen chick last week? I heard she has Herpes. You can keep the spimp, I'm heading to the snack shack.
by HardLard February 12, 2010
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