Splimpus

A Splimpus is an orgy that is performed by grocery workers, where they take cucumbers and carrots and shove said items up a consenting shopper's asshole, and then add those items to their total cost.

Grocery Worker: That will be $256.74, sir.
Shopper: Damn, I don't have the money, is there another method of payment?
Grocery: No, but me and my buds can give you a Splimpus, if you want.
Shopper: Hell yeah!
Narrator: And then they performed the grandest Splimpus to ever exist. His total cost was now $274.63.

Splimpus by SkunkMcFuckboy September 28, 2021

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splitpush

A pocket strat for the infamous SKT T1 Jamil Gonzales

Ivan: Hey guys! Wanna have fun? ;)
SKT T1 Jamil Gonzales: *splitpush noises*

splitpush by AJHadSwag July 4, 2018

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Splimpus • splitpush • Splitpushing

Splitpushing

The act of solo pushing a side lane, in order to gain gold and experience, pressure towers, and create opportunities for your team

Holy shit did you see RTO's video on Splitpushing? It got me out of bronze!

Splitpushing by Riffinn December 1, 2018

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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