Splantz 

Tempa T's (Tempz) word, for something being "shit" or "bad".

Bruv them shoes are splantz!

Splantz by ohnoangel April 8, 2011

Splantz 

Splantz

A word to describe the wackness or how un-fly someone or something is.

Dat ting is completely splantz innit

Splantz by Joshreevephraseting April 25, 2011

Blatz splatz 

This phrase, related in part to the "blat" (see "blat"), describes the logical aftermath of drinking too much Blatz beer. If one drinks far too much Blatz, the next morning's activities are dominated by the "Blatz splatz" in which bodily fluids are emitted from various orifices in a semi-involuntary spasm. This term is obviously only used in those areas of the country where "Blatz" beer is found. For additional information see "hershey squirts" and "the shits".

Man, Frank brought a few cases of Blatz to the stag party. Damn, the next day let me tell you, I had the Blatz splatz big time!

Blatz splatz by Frank Klaune November 21, 2004

man splanting 

when a male. plants a tree and produces semen on the tree

karen:billy have you man been man splanting

billy:not yet mom

man splanting by L.w.sommerville November 28, 2016

Tandoori Splatz 

Firey, ass burning shits induced by eating too much spicy curry foods.

Whew! I'm sweating. This curry chicken is super spicy. Just wait. In about three hours your ass will be sweating with the tandoori splatz.

Tandoori Splatz by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Green Apple Splatz

Or: Green Apple Splats

Slang for diarrhea made up on the TV show South Park.

"I got the green apple splatz from that little bastard Kenny." -Mr. Garrison

Green Apple Splatz by Sly Magoo June 11, 2006

splatz 

Splatz = Diarrhoea

SPLATZ is a word used to define a traumatic ordeal on the toilet. If you have had one too many to drink and/or consumed copious amounts of VindaLOO curry (LOO being the operative word), you will experience a dose of the SPLATZ.

SPLATZ is now being advertised on NZ TV as a fruit flavoured yoghurt! Oh lordy!

splatz by SoniaNZ October 16, 2006