splatzle

what americans refer to as "irony". its not! just bcuz something works out interestingly or in a wierd way DOES NOT MAKE IT IRONY U STUPID FREAKING AMERICANS!!!

"hey isnt it ironic that a weiner dog looks like a hot dog and hot dogs are called weiners too?"
"nah man, thats splatzle"

by cynicalbunnyphilosopher July 2, 2009

Splatulence

When you cum and fart at the same time

Jane thinks splatulence is sexy as fuck.

by stinkfist1979 July 26, 2011

splazzle

A splazzle is another term for 'spliff' or 'joint'.

Damn maeng you just rolled a phat splazzle!
Goodness gracious buddy you roll on mean splazzle!

by BDazzle April 25, 2006

splatulence

v. - to accidentally and unintentionally defecate while expelling intestinal gas from the anus.

v. - to flatulate in combination with an emphatic splat caused by the additional excrement of fecal matter.

n. - a combination of flatus and feces expelled through the anus.

n. - an experience of an unintended evacuation of the bowel of a fluid nature during the act of flatulence.

(blend of splat and flatulence)

1. Certain kinds of food have been known to cause/result in splatulence if a bathroom is not nearby.

2. I ran and ran and ran, but I didn't make it in time and I splatulated all over my pants!

by Lizzy Rosenshine December 29, 2007

spätzle

A Southern German variant of pasta, also known as, the best item of food in Germany and virtually, the entire planet. Anyone who has tried it, and dislikes it, is a braindead simp.

Spätzle ist lecker, oder?
Nein alter, es ist absolut scheiß.
Hat jemand eine pistole?

Translation:

Spätzle is nice, isn't it?
No man, it's absolute shit.
Does anyone have a gun?

by GamRi March 1, 2020