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spantz

pants you wear when you have a huuuuuuge shlong
arianna: hey diego are you wearing your spantz??
diego: you bet your sweet bippie!!!!
by Spoiled_mulch November 23, 2021
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spanty

habitually and intentionally leaving typos intact in a message transmitted by electronic means, such as in a mobile phone's text message, or e-mail. Often aided by predictive text technologies such as T9. Being spanty is often done to bewilder the unsuspecting, or for personal amusement.
Molly: I'm going to moth the movie and the library today.

Molly: Of course, by "moth," I meant to type "both," but I left it in there because "moth" is awesome.

Jeff: You're so spanty.

Molly: Yeah, I'm book like that.
by Jeff83 February 11, 2009
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spanz

Derived for spares me the imformation when getting talked to while your chilling. The word was devevolped in the Buds beach area on the Gold Coast in the early 90's.
Brown Hill- Oi Dib was at work in the lift sharft today and i had Wog's Flano on and it got lit up with the welder.

Dib is chillin on the green couch- Spanz me Brown Hill!

Brown Hill- Oh stuff you Dib i might move out to the bush you can talk to them out there!
by Chicken 04 August 17, 2009
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Splantz

Tempa T's (Tempz) word, for something being "shit" or "bad".
Bruv them shoes are splantz!
by ohnoangel April 8, 2011
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shower spaetzle

The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.
John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.
by GuzziJoej1971 November 30, 2013
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Spantucky

A little meth lab & trailer park ridden area approximately 20 miles outside of the city of Tacoma (aka Tacompton) where missing teeth and walking along the main thoroughfare of Highway 7 (AKA Mountain Highway, WA) are common occurrences.

The younger males of this interesting group of hominids are usually seen in their indigenous tribal dress of backwards hats and baggy shorts, usually stolen from the local landmark of the Spanaway Wal*Mart, where they buy 0.88 pregnancy tests for their girlfriends and are seen loitering frequently in front of. Spantucky is not considered a place of ambition nor is it sought out for its natural beauty.

It includes landmarks such as: Hot-Chik-A-Latte, a stripper style barista stand; Spanaway Wal-Mart, bringer of all goods, according to locals; South End Hardware, provider of hardware, liquor, animal feed and ammunition and Roy Y Sports bar & grille, a local entertainment venue , converted from a triple wide strip club, for football games and local punk rock bands. The Roy Y Bar & Grille also offers outdoor entertainment in the form of the trailer park that surrounds it for visiting tourists.

Spantucky is bordered by Parkland, WA and Methlahem, WA.

A prostitute from Spantucky is referred to as a "Spana-Ho" and can be viewed in their natural habitat in the bus stops along highway 7.
Lets go to Southend Hardware in Spantucky but bring your wallet because they'll wanna see your ID to buy any cleaners or fertilizer.
by Lilysaramoon February 7, 2013
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Spatz

I got a beer last night and was immediately spatzing.
by KingFrat November 6, 2011
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