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Tempa T's (Tempz) word, for something being "shit" or "bad".
Bruv them shoes are splantz!
Splantz by ohnoangel April 8, 2011
A spliff/blunt. Meaning a blunt with some tobacco in it.
What I smoked before I wrote this definition. Time to roll another splunt!
Splunt by splunted August 3, 2007
When a male cums, but rather than squirting, it only trickles and splutters out unenthusiastically.
I had sex with Dan last night, it was such an anti climax, it end with a splutz
Splutz by Yippee ki yay February 16, 2020

splunter 

The act of scissoring between two men.
Dan and Kent had an erotic evening of love making filled with spluntering.
splunter by Rod Power November 20, 2020
The Ultimate insult.
Splunting is when you snob someone,
a splunt is a Bitch or Slag, splunted is angry or annoyed and if you yell SPLUNT its bad..
You Splunted me at lunch....
You Splunt...
Holy Splunt
Splunt by Various People at USHS December 26, 2005
A blunt with some tobacco in it, like a spliff. Spliff + Blunt = Splunt
People smoke splunts.
Splunt by blaoface April 2, 2007