Splant
You act like you splant.
Splant by Trillassnigga November 18, 2014
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Cat and the Splat
Sticking "Thing One" and "Thing Two" into the mouth of the blindfolded female participant of an MMF threesome, and trying to climax before she can recite the entirety of Dr. Seuss' "Cat in the Hat" from memory.
"My throat is so sore!"
"Are you getting sick?"
"No, I played Cat and the Splat with my boyfriend and his friend last night. I kept forgetting how Cat in the Hat ended."
"Are you getting sick?"
"No, I played Cat and the Splat with my boyfriend and his friend last night. I kept forgetting how Cat in the Hat ended."
Cat and the Splat by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018
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Splanding
Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!
To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.
Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.
Many try but not all succeed.
To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.
Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.
Many try but not all succeed.
Splanding by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020
Splatchy
A half joke. A splatchy is when you jokingly make a proposition. When you ask a question jokingly because you don't think others will accept it, but you are actually serious. Has been picking up momentum in recent years.
Pronounced "splotchy"
Pronounced "splotchy"
Monica: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"
Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"
Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"
Splatchy by Splatchmeister February 1, 2019
Splanus
An anus that has been ruptured, torn or in extreme cases mutilated.
Results from anal penetration (see SIIMA) where the encroaching object (often the penis) has proven to be too colossol for the given anus.
Conversely, the anus may just be inadequate; this matter is subjective.
Can also result from uncommon excretory patterns if the given anus cannot withstand the extensive girth/width of the excrement.
Originates from "split anus" despite new developments suggesting that "splattered anus" would be more appropriate.
Again one must use one's discretion.
Results from anal penetration (see SIIMA) where the encroaching object (often the penis) has proven to be too colossol for the given anus.
Conversely, the anus may just be inadequate; this matter is subjective.
Can also result from uncommon excretory patterns if the given anus cannot withstand the extensive girth/width of the excrement.
Originates from "split anus" despite new developments suggesting that "splattered anus" would be more appropriate.
Again one must use one's discretion.
Bob: "Mate me and jenny tried anal yesterday!"
Jim: "Serious?? How'd it go?"
Bob: "Was a bit awkward.. i gave her a splanus"
Luke: "Had a mare on the shitter yesterday mate"
Dan: "what was it too sloppy?"
Luke: " the opposite! It was MASSIVE, i've got a fucking splanus!"
Jim: "Serious?? How'd it go?"
Bob: "Was a bit awkward.. i gave her a splanus"
Luke: "Had a mare on the shitter yesterday mate"
Dan: "what was it too sloppy?"
Luke: " the opposite! It was MASSIVE, i've got a fucking splanus!"