Spitzering
Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.
Spitzering by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008
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Lexxie M. is such a whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake. Because she harrasses her boyfriend, his friends, and family, by harrassing them all the timehog. Whilist cheating on him with other men and women whore.
Whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake by Writing the truth December 9, 2011
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Swithering
Swithering by The Popeys March 9, 2003
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spitzerized by snappy2 March 15, 2008
sputtering willis
The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.
sputtering willis by David Goreman July 11, 2004
Slithering
Slithering by PaddyFab November 12, 2013
Spitzerize
spit-zer-ize
Verb
1. The act of spending a large sum of money on an expensive prostitute, similar to how Eliot Spitzer spent large sums of money on prostitute Ashley Dupre.
Verb
1. The act of spending a large sum of money on an expensive prostitute, similar to how Eliot Spitzer spent large sums of money on prostitute Ashley Dupre.
Spitzerize by doctorgroove August 2, 2008
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