Spitzering 

To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.

Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.

Spitzering by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008

Whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake 

a female perosn, whom is vicious, conniving, crule, and undesierable to be around and/ or with

Lexxie M. is such a whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake. Because she harrasses her boyfriend, his friends, and family, by harrassing them all the timehog. Whilist cheating on him with other men and women whore.

Whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake by Writing the truth December 9, 2011

Swithering 

When you cant decide between 2 options

I'm swithering whether to have a pint or a vodka and Redbul

Swithering by The Popeys March 9, 2003

spitzerized 

when a well known political figure gets caught with his pants down.

the Dems will win the election if McCain gets spitzerized.

spitzerized by snappy2 March 15, 2008

sputtering willis 

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.

Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::

sputtering willis by David Goreman July 11, 2004

Slithering

To move like a snake or just move from one place to another

Bryan: Are you slithering to the pub?

Slithering by PaddyFab November 12, 2013

Spitzerize 

spit-zer-ize

Verb

1. The act of spending a large sum of money on an expensive prostitute, similar to how Eliot Spitzer spent large sums of money on prostitute Ashley Dupre.

Man, when I get my bonus next quarter, I'm totally gonna spitzerize that shit.

Spitzerize by doctorgroove August 2, 2008