Spizzerinctum

When at a party, and one falls asleep with their shoes, rather than t-bagging the person to ejaculate ontop of them.

Dude, that kid shouldn't have fallen asleep. Now, he's gonna get spizzerinctumed.

by Tor. November 29, 2009

Spizzerinctum

The gelatinous goo that involuntarily seeps from the rectum

Doc, I’ve got this problem. My asshole keeps leaking.
Ah that’s just a spizzerinctum!

by Merperdur November 26, 2020

spitzirinctumist

a fat whore that spits a lot of zirinctum and rolls in it then goes on dates with Ryan Reynolds and makes him spinach cakes continuously for 69 weeks then dies from Ryan Reynolds hotness.

Liam is a spitzirinctumist.

by CumMuncher6969 June 13, 2023

spizzerinktum

energy, vitality, vigor

If you still have the spizzerinktum to pass the preliminaries than help me out.

by The Return of Light Joker July 5, 2009

Spitzzerinctum

The vein connecting the nasal passage to the intestinal tract.

Person A: I've been shitting blood and brain fluid for the past few days.

Person B: It's probably just your spitzzerinctum.

by Poopintown November 14, 2011