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Spitzering 

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To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.
Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.
Spitzering by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008

Shizzing 

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The act of shitting & ejaculating at the same time.
When Jack goes to the washroom and just needs to poop, you can always guarantee he will be shizzing.
Shizzing by The Gillz January 3, 2019

shizzling the nizzle 

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Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
"I can't stand to see him shizzling the nizzle."
shizzling the nizzle by Dean May 13, 2005

Shizzling Bruv

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Excellent my good friend, please invite me to continue this smashing conversation. I enjoy your company in a completely legitamate and non-homosexual fasion.
"Son, nah how the shit be thee?"
"I be shizzling bruv."
"Man, now I got your back dog."
"Y'Shittin' me son?!"
Shizzling Bruv by jkedn May 6, 2005

Shivering Sheesh 

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Put yourself in peak climax and beyond. If you’re getting that “Shivering Sheesh” she’s going make your soul leave your body post nut. When she just doesn’t stop and your body is in a constant shiver, you have no choice but to let out a SHEESH, hence, the “Shivering Sheesh.”
The amount of talent that bitch has with her mouth will give anyone a Shivering Sheesh.
Shivering Sheesh by TeamCletus. November 23, 2022

skizzerin 

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Skizzerin is derived from "scissoring" which is a sexual practice usually done by lesbians. Wherein the practice usually entails the two women positioning themselves so their genitalia can rub together. This connotation of this word has evolved to mean when women cause drama either amongst themselves or those around them.
"Bitches be 'skizzerin'.
skizzerin by McHuman Deluxe February 25, 2009
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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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