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Spitting Chips 

To be angry or upset. As in I'll be spewing chips...
"If he wins big brother I'll be spitting chips"
Spitting Chips by Luke555 August 15, 2008

Spitting Biscuits 

"Things were getting hot last night with my new girlfriend so I decided to go down on her...big mistake! She was totally spitting biscuits!!"
Spitting Biscuits by Owlcoholics August 6, 2014

Spitting Honey 

A colloquial term for the act of verbally manipulating someone into appeasing your wildest wishes.
"Yo, check it, my man Bronson over there is spitting honey to our supervisor, he trynna get his third saturday off in a row."
Spitting Honey by Corndiggity July 11, 2017

Spitting that Joseph 

The ability to spit that game, talk to the ladies and make them melt for you like butter. It usually requires such tactics as making crude comments on girls facebook statuses, making odd sexual jokes, and being loud and obnoxious at times. Side effects can include trash cans filled with used condoms and getting on other guys nerves.
This girl girl has a big ole nice ass I would like to slap my dick on, so I better get her facebook and start Spitting that Joseph!

Look at dick cheese over there Spitting that Joseph!

I may only have a 1 inch penis and and a face that is slathered in muckbut, but im still Spitting that Joseph!

spitting kink 

when someone is addicted to their partner spitting in their mouth or anywhere on their body.
a: spit in my mouth daddy
b: I like that spitting kink of yours princess.
spitting kink by jeonkinks May 11, 2021

Spitzering 

To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.
Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.
Spitzering by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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