Spermaids 

Refers to the little swimmers (sperm or mermaids) every man carries that women just cant get enough of. Mermaids which were once thought extinct cloned themselves into exact replicas of sperm and now invade every orafice the human body has to offer.

Hey man, did you see that guy on the beach, he shot spermaids all in that girls mouth.

Spermaids by Raptor13fox July 13, 2011

spermaid 

someone that is so obsessed with their boyfriend that they literally want to live in their ball sack and swim around like a mermaid

“hey, where’s Julie been?”
“this spermaid has been with her boyfriend for the last 72 hours”

spermaid by kareezus January 23, 2020

spermmistake 

A spermmistake occurs when your wife experiences an unwanted pregnancy, courtesy of your not bothering to put a fucking rubber on your schlong before having hot sex.

Regarding the kid that killed an Aussie tourist, various surgical procedures with rusty tools and no anesthesia would be fitting punishment for that spermmistake!

Pokèmon is one of the main things that destroyed the last generation. A kid with ADD or ADHD who LOVED the Japlantisneese art silliness could financially ruin their parents on 'shopping day', or when the li'l spermmistakes got their stinkin' allowance and spent the entire day at the card shop so that they could blow it all on those asinine Pokèmon trading cards.

spermmistake by Telephony August 31, 2013

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021

spermmistake 

A child that you (your wife or girlfriend actually!) didn't really want to have.

I personally download Ipad game apps every time one's offered as the "Free App of the Day", because they are very good learning tools for young kids. Whether I'm watching over a relative, or taking care of my own spermmistakes, I'll at least have something better than flash cards and repeating "Ball" 500 times while the child would rather make spider webs with his own slobber.

spermmistake by Telephony September 9, 2013

superaids 

Name of a disease given to a person who asked for medical advice on an internet message board

"You say you got a sore throat, warm forehead, and are throwing up every 2 minutes, yup, thats superaids"

superaids by CAK757 November 6, 2007

spermies 

A cute little term girls made up to define the adorable little sperm tadpoles.

*while watching "The Miracle of Life" Video* AWWWW!!!! Look at the little spermies!!

spermies by Heaphones + Miao June 19, 2003