Spermadent 

A special brand of toothpaste that helps prevent tooth decay. 2 out of 3 dentists recommend it.

She brushed her teeth with Spermadent every day, to help prevent tooth decay.

Spermadent by MrGuy666 December 21, 2015

Spermabetes 

Similar to diabetes, but resolved better with thick amounts of jizz stuffed in orally, anally or if one must vaginally.
Suffers are known as Spermabetics -and always in need of a good Samaritan - condition possibly fatal if needs are not meet immediately.

Bertie Beaver: OMG - what's wrong with him .. help. ..he's collapsed … he's fitting & drying out ..
Ceclie Snatch: Quick ask those builders to bash one out - take any hole - you can only save him with a proper filling. Didn't you know he suffers from Spermabetes.

Bertie Beaver: He should have a spermabetic tag on him somewhere - try pulling his butt checks apart ...

Spermabetes by clavecin1716 April 22, 2019

Steradent Soother 

That fizzy feeling that a gent gets while receiving horatio from a more mature lady who has just relocated her dentures after a soak in Steradent. Aka Fizzy Jizzy

Roger gasped as Granny Smiths gums tickled his musket like popping candy. Afterwards he asked where she learned her wonderful technique. "That's not technique " she replied. "That's a Steradent Soother"

Steradent Soother by assmasta February 19, 2015

spermacepticle 

The technical term for a “cum-dumpster-(n.)-A person who lets anyone ejaculate, anywhere on, around, or in them. No questions asked.

The I.T. Guy refers to his female boss as his personal spermacepticle. They obviously are having an affair. Wow

spermacepticle by Kyss.Monster333 January 16, 2018

spermanent

male ejaculation in the hair of a female

He missed her mouth and ejaculated in her red hair giving her an immediate spermanent.

spermanent by Scott August 25, 2003

Spermante

a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky

I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!

Spermante by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005

spermanent

Giving your girl a little "hairstyling help" at the of a "romantic encounter"

Every morning, Jim and John would give Kathy and Amy fresh new spermanents.

spermanent by Bri May 15, 2003