spermaid

someone that is so obsessed with their boyfriend that they literally want to live in their ball sack and swim around like a mermaid

“hey, where’s Julie been?”
“this spermaid has been with her boyfriend for the last 72 hours”

by kareezus January 23, 2020

Spermaid

The act of cumming all over ones legs so they become stuck together like a mermaid

Did you hear about Jim? He came so much his legs got stuck together like a spermaid!

by alienss4 June 30, 2020

Spermaid

A Spermaid is a person who has intercourse with males often enough to be considered living in sperm.

"I heard she sleeps around."
"Wow, she's such a Spermaid."

by MayhexxGT August 6, 2016

spermadicular

As in a particular motion . Erratic but with a purpose

The guy was moving in a spermadicular motion towards the the beer keg.

by little Davey March 19, 2015

Spermadent

A special brand of toothpaste that helps prevent tooth decay. 2 out of 3 dentists recommend it.

She brushed her teeth with Spermadent every day, to help prevent tooth decay.

by MrGuy666 December 21, 2015

Spermadactyl

When a man gets on a 1 story or higher building and ejaculates into the women's eye on the ground floor.

The sperm then mimicks the movement of the Pterodactyl.
The man then proceeds to shouts Pterodactyl as loud as humanly possible.

" Is that nigga Spermadactyling off of Trump tower?"
"Yes"

by Fatjew SSE March 8, 2018

Spermaids

Refers to the little swimmers (sperm or mermaids) every man carries that women just cant get enough of. Mermaids which were once thought extinct cloned themselves into exact replicas of sperm and now invade every orafice the human body has to offer.

Hey man, did you see that guy on the beach, he shot spermaids all in that girls mouth.

by Raptor13fox July 13, 2011