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spermacist 

A person, usually male, who says he or she believes in equality between men and women, but only advocates for men's rights. Since feminists only advocate for women and belittle men, a spermacist would only advocate for men and belittle women.
That spermacist has a point that men should be valued in our society, but women should be valued as well. That's why I'm egalitarian, not a spermacist, nor a feminist.
spermacist by Tipsy Flipsy April 5, 2017
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Spermatitis 

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.
No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?
Spermatitis by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Height supremacist 

A male or female who uses the height of other individuals as their main way of establishing their value and character.
Mike is a height supremacist because he only dates tall girls.
Height supremacist by Puckhard.com December 19, 2014

spermmistake 

A spermmistake occurs when your wife experiences an unwanted pregnancy, courtesy of your not bothering to put a fucking rubber on your schlong before having hot sex.
Regarding the kid that killed an Aussie tourist, various surgical procedures with rusty tools and no anesthesia would be fitting punishment for that spermmistake!

Pokèmon is one of the main things that destroyed the last generation. A kid with ADD or ADHD who LOVED the Japlantisneese art silliness could financially ruin their parents on 'shopping day', or when the li'l spermmistakes got their stinkin' allowance and spent the entire day at the card shop so that they could blow it all on those asinine Pokèmon trading cards.
spermmistake by Telephony August 31, 2013

spermmistake 

A child that you (your wife or girlfriend actually!) didn't really want to have.
I personally download Ipad game apps every time one's offered as the "Free App of the Day", because they are very good learning tools for young kids. Whether I'm watching over a relative, or taking care of my own spermmistakes, I'll at least have something better than flash cards and repeating "Ball" 500 times while the child would rather make spider webs with his own slobber.
spermmistake by Telephony September 9, 2013

White Supremacist 

Anyone who is not a Radical Insane Leftist. Also see: Nazi, Fascist, Racist, Nicki Minaj
Get that Racist, Nazi, Fascist White Supremacist!! He voted for TRUMP!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
White Supremacist by Taaxi September 21, 2021

White supremacist 

Anyone or any ideal that is against the left or left wing propaganda. 99.9% of the time that person, group or idea isn't a white supremacist or has anything to do with white supremacy, but the left sure is peddling the propaganda.
He supports Trump so he's definitely a white supremacist.
White supremacist by Nyxxit April 28, 2022