spermies
spermies by Heaphones + Miao June 19, 2003
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hermes-spermies
When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.
hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021
Spermes
Spermes by GrimmReaper9001 February 15, 2015
spermission
noun
1.
authorization granted to do something with sperm; formal consent: to ask permission to cum on or in someone.
2.
the act of permitting.
1.
authorization granted to do something with sperm; formal consent: to ask permission to cum on or in someone.
2.
the act of permitting.
spermission by 4PAW May 11, 2012
Spermie
A) Look at my spermies under a microscope
B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"
B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"
spermese mountain dog
n., after properly cumming inside of your partner, you call your dog over and tell it to sloppily lick the sperm out of your partner's cavity
friend: "hey man what'd you do last night?"
you: "I gave some chick a spermese mountain dog with my dog Rudy"
friend: "tight boss"
you: "I gave some chick a spermese mountain dog with my dog Rudy"
friend: "tight boss"
spermese mountain dog by DrillDogTaylor December 22, 2010
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