spermies

A cute little term girls made up to define the adorable little sperm tadpoles.

*while watching "The Miracle of Life" Video* AWWWW!!!! Look at the little spermies!!

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daddy my beds got all white things swimming in it

spermies by bob May 9, 2003

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hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

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The God of busting nuts.

Bob: Who's your favorite Greek God?

Jimmy: Spermes.

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noun
1.
authorization granted to do something with sperm; formal consent: to ask permission to cum on or in someone.
2.
the act of permitting.

Dude..! You should have totally asked for spermission before shooting on me ~ that's just rude!

spermission by 4PAW May 11, 2012

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Male sperm

A guy who keeps trying to get a girl he can't have

A) Look at my spermies under a microscope

B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"

Spermie by pwnz0r September 19, 2003

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n., after properly cumming inside of your partner, you call your dog over and tell it to sloppily lick the sperm out of your partner's cavity

friend: "hey man what'd you do last night?"

you: "I gave some chick a spermese mountain dog with my dog Rudy"

friend: "tight boss"

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