Speedoh 

Hot, sexy, the epitome of raver. Appealing to both guys and girls, with not a shred of self-consciousness. He's generally found in the Atlanta, GA rave/burner scene wearing his signature blue speedo. Often seen with glow sticks. Black hair, blue eyes, fair skin, toned swimmer's build. Beautiful, warm, welcoming smile. If you see him... you'll know!

Did you see Speedoh at the rave last night? His package was huge!

Speedoh by DJ Niv October 27, 2011

speedo chaser 

A female who is obsessed with male swimmers, specifically
the ones who swim for Boston College and Nathan Adrian.

"I'm obsessed with swimmers, their bodies are perfectly shredded. I guess you could say that I am a speedo chaser"

speedo chaser by Thunthunthun October 15, 2013

Speedo Boy 

A boy where swimming is his life. They mostly live in speedos and definitely own a Speedo backpack.

Person 1: “Look at Kyle’s Speedo backpack!”
Person 2: “Yeah he’s definitely a Speedo Boy. I mean he wears one all year round.”

Speedo Boy by Bobbio Santana October 17, 2019

speedom 

A five minute song where Tech N9ne, Krizz Kaliko and Eminem rap faster than humanly possible about rapping fast and vagina holes.

"Bro, you heard that song about the flight attendant from Idaho that took an antenna in the vagina hole?"
"Yeah bro, that song had some serious Speedom."

speedom by YourTeamIsAss January 15, 2017

Pedos in Speedos 

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach.

Pedos in speedos down by the beach, Pedo's in speedos be careful where they reach. -BigJigglyPanda

Pedos in Speedos by EmoRaccoon October 27, 2018

speedo 

A proper and very common swimming costume favoured by people young and old worldwide, except in the United States. The speedo-style suit is form-fitting, which allows for better control in the water, faster drying, and more comfort. Since Europeans, Asians and Brazillians don't obsess over penis size or automatically associate speedos with homosexuality the way Americans do, people of all shapes and sizes can wear them while swimming without ridicule.

I wanted to wear my speedo while in Texas, but I was afraid of being laughed at, beaten up and ostracized by the culturally bereft locals.

speedo by Ashoka July 12, 2006

speedom 

Speedom is the ability to rap faster than the average human. It is also a song by Tech n9ne featuring Krizz Kaliko and Eminem.

"that guy's rapping is on Speedom level."

speedom by MegaJared March 27, 2017