speedhump 

When you're driving and you see speedhumps you go 'ohh damn. not again!' and they really annoy you. Same with a speedhump person.

See pothole

Dman, here comes Scotty, that major speedhump, I hope he doesn't try to speak to us!

speedhump by stub004 November 6, 2004

Speedup 

A successful Startup. A startup that has now hit the accelerator and will scale to high-growth. A scalable, high-growth startup. A high-growth company targeted by venture capital and speedup fund to continue acceleration.

Bill: With the additional Speedup Venture Capital, we have been successful in a high-growth period for our Startup. We are excited to announce that our Startup is now a Speedup. Congratulations to all for making us a Speedup Company.

Steve: Great news! This has become a great time for the acceleration of Speedup Funds making this a great time for entrepreneurs to focus on Speedup Global.

Speedup by speedupstartup February 27, 2011

anal speedbump 

See: hemorrhoid

I was about to corn-hole this bitch, but I couldn't seem to overlook the numerous anal speedbumps

anal speedbump by 4tran4 January 23, 2011

Saginaw Speedbump 

A hairstyle made popular in Saginaw, Michigan, in which a woman's hair is pulled up into a full or half ponytail and then pushed forward and sprayed, resulting in a bump of hair on the top of her head that makes her skull look convex.

Kyle: Did you have a nice time in mid-Michigan?
Kristi: How did you know I was there?
Kyle: Honey, the Saginaw Speedbump gives it all away.

Saginaw Speedbump by Kate Charlton October 7, 2008

San Francisco Speedbump 

When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.

I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.

San Francisco Speedbump by Blumper Decker Dactyl September 15, 2011

Arizona Speedbump 

You fuck a bitch and then run her over with a car.

I'm glad you had a good time at dinner, how about a Arizona Speedbump for dessert?

Arizona Speedbump by charles wilson March 23, 2008

Arizona Speedbump 

After you have intercourse with a female, you run over her with a car.

That bitch is about to be on the receiving end of an Arizona Speedbump.

Arizona Speedbump by vegan pudding February 3, 2008