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Speedofile 

A middle aged man who hangs around swimming pools in skin tight trunks who offers to help children in and out of the pool.
Mummy, mummy, who's that strange looking man in the tight trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him
Speedofile by Smed69 February 18, 2005
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Speedfire 

Speed·fire
n.

The most annoying, immature poster that ever found his way to the Desert Combat Forums. His childish antics, extremely perverted attitude, and generally annoying posts have made him into a laughing stock, and have subsequently gotten him banned.
Cut the bullshit posts. Don't be a Speedfire.
Speedfire by Silence14 March 8, 2005

speedfire 

I hope im never called a speedfire
speedfire by GUESS! March 21, 2005

speedophile 

Anyone who, without proof, automaticaly thinks they are better than anyone else, and can ignore speed limits, as they dont apply to them.....
Speedophile's are ususaly found crowded round the works kettle boasting about shaving a few seconds off their daily work comute, or how they managed to take a corner on two wheels....
Speedophile is a Petrol-Head who's ONLY concern is "How Fast It Goes"............They see points as prizes, and have usualy got more than one speeding conviction, but see it as an injustice, rather than a warning they are going too fast.
Thie last resting place is usualy wrapped round a tree.
There last words are usualy "Where the fuck did that come from?"
In fact, they probably use that phrase quite often.
There is a skill in driving fast, as Trained racing drivers know, but anyone can drive TOO fast... these idiots dont know the difference... they are dangerous.
Jim is a speedophile.
He only bought the latest model of that car because its 0 to 60 times are .25 seconds gaster than the last.
You can bet he will try to find out how true the figures are.
Something your coach let’s you wear when your a good player on the football team, and takes it away when you mess up and are a shitty player.
“Ayo coach where’s the speedflex helmet?”

Coach- “ you don’t get one, your bench
speedflex by Suvy24 April 20, 2021

Spedofile 

Sexual predator of the mentally retarded; nothing to do with being underage... they're victims are just really stupid.
Someone: hey did you hear joey is going out with avril lavigne?
Someone else: aw man, I told you that kid was a spedofile!
Spedofile by Fox Infrared November 25, 2003