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Mummy, mummy, who's that strange looking man in the tight trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him
by Smed69 February 18, 2005
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The most annoying, immature poster that ever found his way to the Desert Combat Forums. His childish antics, extremely perverted attitude, and generally annoying posts have made him into a laughing stock, and have subsequently gotten him banned.
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The most annoying, immature poster that ever found his way to the Desert Combat Forums. His childish antics, extremely perverted attitude, and generally annoying posts have made him into a laughing stock, and have subsequently gotten him banned.
Cut the bullshit posts. Don't be a Speedfire.
by Silence14 March 8, 2005
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Get the speedfire mug.Anyone who, without proof, automaticaly thinks they are better than anyone else, and can ignore speed limits, as they dont apply to them.....
Speedophile's are ususaly found crowded round the works kettle boasting about shaving a few seconds off their daily work comute, or how they managed to take a corner on two wheels....
Speedophile is a Petrol-Head who's ONLY concern is "How Fast It Goes"............They see points as prizes, and have usualy got more than one speeding conviction, but see it as an injustice, rather than a warning they are going too fast.
Thie last resting place is usualy wrapped round a tree.
There last words are usualy "Where the fuck did that come from?"
In fact, they probably use that phrase quite often.
There is a skill in driving fast, as Trained racing drivers know, but anyone can drive TOO fast... these idiots dont know the difference... they are dangerous.
Speedophile's are ususaly found crowded round the works kettle boasting about shaving a few seconds off their daily work comute, or how they managed to take a corner on two wheels....
Speedophile is a Petrol-Head who's ONLY concern is "How Fast It Goes"............They see points as prizes, and have usualy got more than one speeding conviction, but see it as an injustice, rather than a warning they are going too fast.
Thie last resting place is usualy wrapped round a tree.
There last words are usualy "Where the fuck did that come from?"
In fact, they probably use that phrase quite often.
There is a skill in driving fast, as Trained racing drivers know, but anyone can drive TOO fast... these idiots dont know the difference... they are dangerous.
Jim is a speedophile.
He only bought the latest model of that car because its 0 to 60 times are .25 seconds gaster than the last.
You can bet he will try to find out how true the figures are.
He only bought the latest model of that car because its 0 to 60 times are .25 seconds gaster than the last.
You can bet he will try to find out how true the figures are.
by Bwian Silver Dragon January 5, 2009
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by Suvy24 April 20, 2021
Get the speedflex mug.Sexual predator of the mentally retarded; nothing to do with being underage... they're victims are just really stupid.
Someone: hey did you hear joey is going out with avril lavigne?
Someone else: aw man, I told you that kid was a spedofile!
Someone else: aw man, I told you that kid was a spedofile!
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