Speedofile
Speedofile by 3tirty333_:3 July 26, 2018
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speedophile
Anyone who, without proof, automaticaly thinks they are better than anyone else, and can ignore speed limits, as they dont apply to them.....
Speedophile's are ususaly found crowded round the works kettle boasting about shaving a few seconds off their daily work comute, or how they managed to take a corner on two wheels....
Speedophile is a Petrol-Head who's ONLY concern is "How Fast It Goes"............They see points as prizes, and have usualy got more than one speeding conviction, but see it as an injustice, rather than a warning they are going too fast.
Thie last resting place is usualy wrapped round a tree.
There last words are usualy "Where the fuck did that come from?"
In fact, they probably use that phrase quite often.
There is a skill in driving fast, as Trained racing drivers know, but anyone can drive TOO fast... these idiots dont know the difference... they are dangerous.
Speedophile's are ususaly found crowded round the works kettle boasting about shaving a few seconds off their daily work comute, or how they managed to take a corner on two wheels....
Speedophile is a Petrol-Head who's ONLY concern is "How Fast It Goes"............They see points as prizes, and have usualy got more than one speeding conviction, but see it as an injustice, rather than a warning they are going too fast.
Thie last resting place is usualy wrapped round a tree.
There last words are usualy "Where the fuck did that come from?"
In fact, they probably use that phrase quite often.
There is a skill in driving fast, as Trained racing drivers know, but anyone can drive TOO fast... these idiots dont know the difference... they are dangerous.
Jim is a speedophile.
He only bought the latest model of that car because its 0 to 60 times are .25 seconds gaster than the last.
You can bet he will try to find out how true the figures are.
He only bought the latest model of that car because its 0 to 60 times are .25 seconds gaster than the last.
You can bet he will try to find out how true the figures are.
speedophile by Bwian Silver Dragon January 5, 2009
Spedofile
Sexual predator of the mentally retarded; nothing to do with being underage... they're victims are just really stupid.
Someone: hey did you hear joey is going out with avril lavigne?
Someone else: aw man, I told you that kid was a spedofile!
Someone else: aw man, I told you that kid was a spedofile!
Spedofile by Fox Infrared November 25, 2003
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