Spamf 

Teleporting out of existence leaving only a can of Spam behind

That dude just disappeared, but left Spam. He spamfed

Spamf by Insert Name Here Podcast August 15, 2018

spamfluencer 

Was there ever was a more pointless "job" than this new breed of lazy people called "influencers", who get given free stuff, so that they can then post videos, to try to "influence" people into buying the items........
They are the human equivalent of SPAM, or pop-up ads.
Can you remember the shoite catalogues that used to come through the door for incontinence pants and corduroy trousers.... influencers are them !!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPAMFLUENCERS !!!!!!!!!!!

More pointless crap that spamfluencers are trying to get us to buy on tik tok !!!!!

Fake celebs trying to off-load pointless tat, cos they got it FREE.

spamfluencer by Peters a star January 8, 2021

Spam-o-flage 

Spam camouflaged as possible real email getting the recipient to open it, then the recipient realizes s/he's been spam-o-flaged!

Just got this email, looked legit, but it was spam-o-flage trying to sell me dick pills!

Spam-o-flage by sarasplayroom.com November 10, 2009

daff spaff 

When you begin to get a semi over Miss Daffern

damn, I think I'm starting to get a daff spaff

daff spaff by _wha_ March 22, 2021

SAMFDB 

Acronym meaning Suck A Mother Fucking Dick Bitch.

1) Shut up! Go SAM.F.D.B!
2) SAMFDB!
3) SAM.F.D.B!

SAMFDB by GOOOOOCH June 10, 2011

Spamano 

Refers to the yaoi pairing between the clueless and oblivious character Spain and the hormonal, PMS-y bitch that is Southern Italy (Romano) in the Hetalia fandom. Comes from the beginning of the word 'Spain', and the last part of the word 'Romano'. The two have a historical relationship with each other and opposite personalities that compliment the other's, which makes most fangirls accept it as canon.

Others, though, seem to pair Spain up with France or Prussia (all three are members of the Bad Friends Trio) if they decide that, for some reason, Romano's volatile nature is detrimental to the Spaniard's perpetual stupidity and cheerfulness. On the opposite end of the spectrum, certain fangirls pair Romano up with his younger brother, Northern Italy, if they think that Spain's said idiocy is causing Romano problems. Both of those scenarios make for good, one-sided Spamano angst.

In the end, the point is that the pairing is very canon and is one of the most-shipped combinations in the Hetalia universe.

(Not to mention Romano often swears and yells at Spain. Nothing says love like shouting at your life partner)

P1: Hey, did you read that new APH fic?
P2: Yeah, but I was disappointed. Spamano was only a side-pairing. GerIta gets all the love...
P1: I know, I know.

P1: Do you ship Spamano?
P2: Of course I do! It has awesome historical backing, both Spain and Southern Italy are sexy, and they go together like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong.

Spamano by marlenacecilia June 24, 2010

Spam-handed 

A presumed new-and-improved, updated version of clumsy ineptitude.

The newly appointed supervisor’s handling of our workplace dilemma could only be called Spam-handed.

Spam-handed by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2018