spamfic

A fanfic, usually under 10kb in .txt format, and usually written either for humor or shock value; a parody or short fic with a punchline.

That one spamfic you wrote totally, like, grossed me out, dude!

by Piemur1 January 8, 2004

Spaffically

Adverb; in a manner pertaining to sudden and violent ejaculation.

Lucy spaffically threw her work book against the wall, and rejoiced as it was shot to pieces by autonomous gun-turrets.

Unable to contain her pathological need for deception, Alice spaffically blurted out lie after lie, regardless of how unconvincing her statements were.

Sheriff John, holding the lifeless exoskeleton of his cyborg deputy, spaffically screamed at the sky as to why fate had stripped him of his colleague, life partner, and masseur.

by JankZappa December 31, 2021

Spammich

A spam sandwich.

Dude: hun, can you make me a spammich?
Chick: a what?
Dude: A spam sandwich

by Professor Jonny X July 24, 2011

Spamic

To not stay still, or to lack the ability to stay still; to be physically obnoxious.

This person is so Spamic right now. Oh my god they are so Spamic

by 📊 March 9, 2019

Spamfish

That one guy on the bus that tries to sell you ice-cream.

Nico: "You see that guy over there?"
Roman: "Yeah, he's a total spamfish"

by Flashfrog May 26, 2011

spamicita

SPAMICITA is a word for spam

Hanna I will do el spamicita on you

by whore<3 February 5, 2021

Spamdick

Reason why a bitch won’t suck your dick

Bobby don’t get no play from da hoes. They all know he got that spamdick

by Cronosbray July 19, 2021