dilemma 

A difficulty in choosing between options

Nelly's dilemma was whether to leave his girlfirend for the new girl he was in love with, which has a child, or to just stay with his girlfriend.

dilemma by Jessika Perey February 27, 2008

Dilemma 

A difficult decision to chose one of two options

A student asks his English teacher if he can give him a definiton of a dilemma

The teacher tells him; Imagine you’re on a bed and one one side is a naked super hot chick and on the other side is a naked gay dude, who’s side are u turning to?

Dilemma by Yanick the agender V. 2 January 6, 2019

dilemma 

When your Mother-in-Law is driving your brand new Mercedes off a cliff.

Nelly's dilemma was whether to leave his girlfirend for the new girl he was in love with, which has a child, or to just stay with his girlfriend.

dilemma by SirWeathers December 29, 2016

dilemma 

a problem

"taxes are a huge dilemma"

dilemma by vertebrae.org November 24, 2021

Dilemma of non-fucketry 

When the choice by one individual for sexual mates is very hard to make because the choices available are not deemed fuckable.

Colin: "Who would you fuck between these 2 guys?''

Gen: "Arrhg man they are all awful! This is a real case of dilemma of non-fucketry!"

Dilemma of non-fucketry by Betty Haze May 18, 2016

dilemma of tacticool anime girl

When an artist draws an anime girl geared up with military grade equipment, He/She always messes up at drawing the anime girl or the equipment.

Bro I really like this guy's style but he draws these ar-15's like shit .

bro dilemma of tacticool anime girl, otherwise would be worse.

dilemma of tacticool anime girl by GGkus February 16, 2023

Ultimate Dilemma 

The state a person finds themselves in when they have diarrhea and have to throw up at the same time.

Ted had eaten a bad batch of clams which landed him in the bathroom, when he was faced with the "ultimate dilemma."

Does he get off the toilet and regurgitate in it, and take the chance on soiling himself from additional diarrhea, or does he try to reach for the bathtub while on the toilet, and chance throwing up all over his clothes?

Ultimate Dilemma by Kraegarth October 14, 2012