Nelly's dilemma was whether to leave his girlfirend for the new girl he was in love with, which has a child, or to just stay with his girlfriend.
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When your Mother-in-Law is driving your brand new Mercedes off a cliff.
Nelly's dilemma was whether to leave his girlfirend for the new girl he was in love with, which has a child, or to just stay with his girlfriend.
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A difficult decision to chose one of two options
A student asks his English teacher if he can give him a definiton of a dilemma

The teacher tells him; Imagine you’re on a bed and one one side is a naked super hot chick and on the other side is a naked gay dude, who’s side are u turning to?
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The phrase hedgehog's dilemma refers to the notion that:

(1) The closer two beings come to one another in a relationship, the more likely it might be for them to inflict psychological pain on each other
(2) Yet if they remain apart, they each might feel the roughly-equivalent (psychological) pain of loneliness.

This notion comes from the conjecture that hedgehogs, with sharp spines on their backs, might hurt each other if they get too close. It is a character trait believed to be possessed by some individuals, in real life as well as in works of fiction, sometimes causing anti-social behaviours, often allegedly caused by an unpleasant past experience of intimate relationships. A person who suffers from the hedgehog's dilemma will usually avoid becoming too close or involved with someone, due to fear of another similar, possibly painful, experience, such as they had experienced in the past.
Porcupines are a better example of the hedgehog's dilemma due to their commonly known dangerously sharp spines. As you can imagine, getting too close to them will provoke them and might force a few spines in you in self defense.
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The state a person finds themselves in when they have diarrhea and have to throw up at the same time.
Ted had eaten a bad batch of clams which landed him in the bathroom, when he was faced with the "ultimate dilemma."

Does he get off the toilet and regurgitate in it, and take the chance on soiling himself from additional diarrhea, or does he try to reach for the bathtub while on the toilet, and chance throwing up all over his clothes?
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When you are invited to more than one party on the same night and you don't know which party to attend.
Bob is invited to Corey's birthday party and to Eddie's graduation party tonight. Bob is facing a true Hilmarsson's Dilemma.
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A dilemma that only a Directioner faces because half of him/her desperately wants 1D to be back together but the other half wants them to carry on with their solo career because they were unhappy when they were together as a band.
Directioner 1: Do you want the boys to be back together?
Directioner 2: Yes but I also want them to be happy. Ugh Directioner Dilemma!
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