dilemma
Nelly's dilemma was whether to leave his girlfirend for the new girl he was in love with, which has a child, or to just stay with his girlfriend.
dilemma by Jessika Perey February 27, 2008
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Dilemma
A student asks his English teacher if he can give him a definiton of a dilemma
The teacher tells him; Imagine you’re on a bed and one one side is a naked super hot chick and on the other side is a naked gay dude, who’s side are u turning to?
The teacher tells him; Imagine you’re on a bed and one one side is a naked super hot chick and on the other side is a naked gay dude, who’s side are u turning to?
Dilemma by Yanick the agender V. 2 January 6, 2019
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dilemma
Nelly's dilemma was whether to leave his girlfirend for the new girl he was in love with, which has a child, or to just stay with his girlfriend.
dilemma by SirWeathers December 29, 2016
Dilemma of non-fucketry
When the choice by one individual for sexual mates is very hard to make because the choices available are not deemed fuckable.
Colin: "Who would you fuck between these 2 guys?''
Gen: "Arrhg man they are all awful! This is a real case of dilemma of non-fucketry!"
Gen: "Arrhg man they are all awful! This is a real case of dilemma of non-fucketry!"
Dilemma of non-fucketry by Betty Haze May 18, 2016
dilemma of tacticool anime girl
When an artist draws an anime girl geared up with military grade equipment, He/She always messes up at drawing the anime girl or the equipment.
Bro I really like this guy's style but he draws these ar-15's like shit .
bro dilemma of tacticool anime girl, otherwise would be worse.
bro dilemma of tacticool anime girl, otherwise would be worse.
dilemma of tacticool anime girl by GGkus February 16, 2023
Ultimate Dilemma
The state a person finds themselves in when they have diarrhea and have to throw up at the same time.
Ted had eaten a bad batch of clams which landed him in the bathroom, when he was faced with the "ultimate dilemma."
Does he get off the toilet and regurgitate in it, and take the chance on soiling himself from additional diarrhea, or does he try to reach for the bathtub while on the toilet, and chance throwing up all over his clothes?
Does he get off the toilet and regurgitate in it, and take the chance on soiling himself from additional diarrhea, or does he try to reach for the bathtub while on the toilet, and chance throwing up all over his clothes?
Ultimate Dilemma by Kraegarth October 14, 2012
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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