When an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with
semen from a previous sexual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing
oral sex on a patron. The sparkle effect is due to
toxic "sparkle" buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or "Vagazzling".
Dude 1: "
Wow... looks like a
cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."
Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a
blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."