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Sparklefraffle 

A sparklefraffle is a hideous pain in your wrist. Sparklefraffles occur when you have typed too much, when you have 4 pets or more and you have to pet all of them or when you masturbate longer than 78.5 minutes.
Sparklefraffles appear suddenly, often in the morning and they last from two hours up to two days.
Farfernugel: "June, have you answered Barry Gibb's email?"

June: "No, I can't type, I have this sparklefraffle in my left wrist."

Farfernugel: "Pet- or self pleasure-sparklefraffle ?"

June: "From proofreading you peckerfuckerhead!"

sparklemuffin 

A nickname for a type of small spider that has a very brightly colored abdomen.
I found a sparklemuffin hiding in my room today.

sparklepuff

Term used to describe highly polished, well-manicured women who frequent bars, sporting high heels, too much make-up. Frequently seen with high, tight ponytails, large hoop earrings and perfectly shaped, plucked and drawn-in eyebrows.
Check out the sparklepuffs over at the bar!

Once a sparklepuff, always a sparklepuff.
sparklepuff by sparklepuff hunter August 17, 2017

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026