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Sparklefraffle 

A sparklefraffle is a hideous pain in your wrist. Sparklefraffles occur when you have typed too much, when you have 4 pets or more and you have to pet all of them or when you masturbate longer than 78.5 minutes.
Sparklefraffles appear suddenly, often in the morning and they last from two hours up to two days.
Farfernugel: "June, have you answered Barry Gibb's email?"

June: "No, I can't type, I have this sparklefraffle in my left wrist."

Farfernugel: "Pet- or self pleasure-sparklefraffle ?"

June: "From proofreading you peckerfuckerhead!"

sparklemuffin 

A nickname for a type of small spider that has a very brightly colored abdomen.
I found a sparklemuffin hiding in my room today.

sparklepuff

Term used to describe highly polished, well-manicured women who frequent bars, sporting high heels, too much make-up. Frequently seen with high, tight ponytails, large hoop earrings and perfectly shaped, plucked and drawn-in eyebrows.
Check out the sparklepuffs over at the bar!

Once a sparklepuff, always a sparklepuff.
sparklepuff by sparklepuff hunter August 17, 2017

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026