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Sparklefraffle 

A sparklefraffle is a hideous pain in your wrist. Sparklefraffles occur when you have typed too much, when you have 4 pets or more and you have to pet all of them or when you masturbate longer than 78.5 minutes.
Sparklefraffles appear suddenly, often in the morning and they last from two hours up to two days.
Farfernugel: "June, have you answered Barry Gibb's email?"

June: "No, I can't type, I have this sparklefraffle in my left wrist."

Farfernugel: "Pet- or self pleasure-sparklefraffle ?"

June: "From proofreading you peckerfuckerhead!"

sparklemuffin 

A nickname for a type of small spider that has a very brightly colored abdomen.
I found a sparklemuffin hiding in my room today.

sparklepuff

Term used to describe highly polished, well-manicured women who frequent bars, sporting high heels, too much make-up. Frequently seen with high, tight ponytails, large hoop earrings and perfectly shaped, plucked and drawn-in eyebrows.
Check out the sparklepuffs over at the bar!

Once a sparklepuff, always a sparklepuff.
sparklepuff by sparklepuff hunter August 17, 2017
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026