sparklecock 

Specifically, fellatio from a horseface when both of you are quite bladdered/monged.

3 litres of sangria in this little trattoria in Cabbagetown, and I wound up getting sparklecocked by chick from Rexdale in a an alley in Forest Hill Village.

sparklecock by spivey May 19, 2004

sparklecock 

that would be:

getting a hummer by a horsefaced bitch who is drunk on mexican wine.

bj fell asleep, totally bonged, and awoke to find that the horseface had given him a sweet sparklecock.

sparklecock by wreckage May 17, 2004

Sparkle Cock 

When a man gets head from a teenager and her sparkle makeup gets on his dong.

Yo, did you see Bromsa? He had mad sparkle cock from that tween.

Sparkle Cock by Quillar August 7, 2011

sparklefuck 

-ing v. the action of two vampires' raucous lovemaking

n. an exclamation of frustration

VERB ie. Bella and Edward were sparklefucking and created the adorable immortal child Renesme.

ie. OH SPARKLEFUCK!!!

sparklefuck by Jovial Bob Stine July 19, 2009

sparkletickle 

When you have to sneeze, but you can't and you have a tingle in your nose like you really have to sneeze but you cant.
#sparkle tickle #totally tubular #party time #totally all the way #funtime #party time #summer time #tubular time

I totally have sparkletickle right now. I really want to sneeze.

sparkletickle by Wisjd June 16, 2017

sparklecrack 

Any smallish decorative / personal adornment item that a) can or does glitter, shimmer, or sparkle; b) is often small-ish in physical size and not exceedingly expensive for a single piece; c) is surprisingly (almost frighteningly) collectable. And once you get a few, you really need a few more, because they're fun and pretty and not much maintenance. Then a few dozen more, to round out your collection. Then a few hundred, because there are slight differences and you really do need all the variants. Pretty soon your home has a dedicated area for your own personal flavor of sparklecrack: your makeup, your jewelry, your gemstones, your pewter figures...what have you.

It's not sparklecrack until it has its own storage solution.

sparklecrack by Slave to the Sparkle November 15, 2010

SparkleDick 

When you somehow get glitter on your dick, and it wont come off.

Dude, I took like four showers and the glitter still wont come off! I think I have SparkleDick

SparkleDick by TheSpermThatWon September 30, 2012