spätzle
A Southern German variant of pasta, also known as, the best item of food in Germany and virtually, the entire planet. Anyone who has tried it, and dislikes it, is a braindead simp.
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shower spaetzle
The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.
John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.
shower spaetzle by GuzziJoej1971 November 30, 2013
spatzel
I love you, Spatzel.
spazlet
A spazlet is another word for a spaztic
Peter:" what did u get in your maths test on"
Bob: "I got 2 out of 50"
Peter: "your such a spazlet bob"
Bob: "I got 2 out of 50"
Peter: "your such a spazlet bob"
spazlet by Cammmmmmyyyyyyy February 11, 2017
spatuless
when you wake up to make yourself some scrumptious early morning morsel to break your fast, and after some preparation are befuddled to find that you are without spatula! THE GODS BE DAMNED!!!
Spaetzle
Spaetzle by The Fishssassin May 6, 2018
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