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spatuless 

when you wake up to make yourself some scrumptious early morning morsel to break your fast, and after some preparation are befuddled to find that you are without spatula! THE GODS BE DAMNED!!!
Broskie-Broheim: Bro, you tryna cook some eggs right quick up in thiis bitch?
Daniel Ibronez: Nah bro, we spatuless as a motherfucker
spatuless by wulfroyce January 6, 2011
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 

An insanely good movie that will confuse the Hell out of you until the very end when it all comes together, and you instantly add it to your Myspace 'movies' list.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind feautres some lines that will sound familiar to fans of the band Circa Survive:

"Meet me in Montauk" and "Wish Resign" are CS songs, and Meet me in Montauk is all about the movie.

Stateless 

A person who is considered a foreigner by every country on planet Earth.
John: Hey, why don’t you just deport yourself?
Lulu: I can’t. I tried, but no country will take me - I am stateless.
Stateless by Now+here September 9, 2020

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 

An insanely good movie starring Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet. This movie is one of those "thinkers" that is confusing as anything until the last 10 minutes when you realize its one of the best movies ever made. It has so many facets to its brilliance that one wonders if the writers and actors are geniuses. A truley amazing movie that should be seen by EVERYONE!
Your the kind of person that would actually understand and appreciate "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" for its insane amazing-ness.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind 

one of the few movies that gets better each and every time u watches it
person a- have you seen eternal sunshine of the spotless mind?
person b- no
person a- loser

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind 

Charlie Kaufman's masterpiece. Every frame is a piece of art. One of the most honest portrayals of relationships from beginning to end. Deeply touching and ultimately amazing.
After watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I felt like calling my ex up and crying.
A small man satchel, used to store spatulas. Perfect for the traveling chef!
"Hey John, is that a purse?"

"No, it's just my spatule!"

"What the hell man?"
Spatule by DMoore2793 April 4, 2015
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