Spatlet

A throat gland filled with a mucus like substance, sometimes commonly mistaken as living organisms such as worms or other pests.

I have to get my spatlet surgically removed from my throat today. Tests came back positive and it is filled with worms.

by webmdmaster1 April 12, 2010

spazlet

A spazlet is another word for a spaztic

Peter:" what did u get in your maths test on"
Bob: "I got 2 out of 50"

Peter: "your such a spazlet bob"

by Cammmmmmyyyyyyy February 11, 2017

spamlet

An omelet made with spam instead of ham.

We were so poor we had to eat spamlets for dinner.

by Ted D. December 9, 2008

Spitlet

A small amount

Dude: I had a spitlet of beer dribbling down my chin

by Imakethesewhenimonvaca November 26, 2019

Spitlet

The little bits of snot and spit that fly everywhere when you sneeze

Thanks for covering me in your spitlets

by Succulent-Marshmellow October 16, 2021

Shatlet

A shatlet is a small, relatively round piece of dookie that is expelled easily, and sometimes at a high projectile rate. Similar to a dinkleberry, the shatlet doesn't get caught in anal hair and is easily dropped off at the pool.

"Hey man did you see those shatlets laying in the corner?" "Yeah, but they weren't shatlets, they were rat turds."

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Spalletti

1. One inferior to "Spall"
2. An alternative word to use when angry

1. You Spall. I SPALLETTI.
2. Oh god. I just spalletti put the cat in the spalletti washing machine again didn't I!

by Spall March 20, 2008