Spatulent

When you have a spatula up your ass

sorry guys, I'm kinda spatulent at the moment...

by Coocoomunga May 23, 2011

Spatule

A small man satchel, used to store spatulas. Perfect for the traveling chef!

"Hey John, is that a purse?"

"No, it's just my spatule!"

"What the hell man?"

by DMoore2793 April 04, 2015

spatulate

To remove by means of scraping.

"He jumped from so high up, we had to spatulate his brains off the tops of his shoes"

by call.me.razzamatazz September 18, 2008

Spatulized

To be attacked by some form of culinary or kitchen utensil without a blade or sharpness of some sort.

The word originates from a spare of the moment tounge waggle and this fantastic word spilled out.

Oliver: "You're ugly."

Joshua: "Shut up or I'll spatulize you!"

or

Elisabeth: "That dude just spatulized me. I hate him"

by WittyBanter. August 09, 2009

spatulate

Noun:

To slap somone with a spatula

Thats it, I'm going to spatulate you!

by Jasper June 08, 2004

spatulate

v. to bludgeon some with a spatula

If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.

by mellowyello June 11, 2003

Spatulation

To mass debate with 1 or more spatulas.

I can spatualt 5 times an hour.

by Jeff June 13, 2003