Spatulent
Spatulent by Coocoomunga August 7, 2011
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Splatulence
Splatulence by stinkfist1979 July 26, 2011
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Spatulent • spaculent • spatulence • spatulate • spatulating • Spatulatory Rape • splatulence • Shatulence • Spatlet • Spattention
Spatulatory Rape
the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent
OR
to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons
OR
to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons
Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.
Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .
OR
Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?
Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.
Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .
OR
Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?
Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.
Spatulatory Rape by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010
Spattention
“I need a little bit of spattention in order for us to have a healthy relationship.”
“If you want to know if I need spattention just ask me.”
“If you want to know if I need spattention just ask me.”
Spattention by Write Me April 11, 2020
spatulatin
spatulatin by Enron January 3, 2005
spatuless
when you wake up to make yourself some scrumptious early morning morsel to break your fast, and after some preparation are befuddled to find that you are without spatula! THE GODS BE DAMNED!!!
Spatule
Spatule by DMoore2793 April 4, 2015
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