spätzle

A Southern German variant of pasta, also known as, the best item of food in Germany and virtually, the entire planet. Anyone who has tried it, and dislikes it, is a braindead simp.

Spätzle ist lecker, oder?
Nein alter, es ist absolut scheiß.
Hat jemand eine pistole?

Translation:

Spätzle is nice, isn't it?
No man, it's absolute shit.
Does anyone have a gun?

by GamRi March 1, 2020

shower spaetzle

The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.

John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.

by GuzziJoej1971 November 30, 2013

spatzel

a german "pet name" for someone who you find to be cute. it comes from Spatz, which is sparrow.

I love you, Spatzel.

by bhaeseler September 8, 2006

spazlet

A spazlet is another word for a spaztic

Peter:" what did u get in your maths test on"
Bob: "I got 2 out of 50"

Peter: "your such a spazlet bob"

by Cammmmmmyyyyyyy February 11, 2017

Spattle

The unintentional poop splatter caused by a fart.

Man! I spattled a little in my pants!

Could you hear the spattle in that one!?

by TheDiller May 15, 2010

spatuless

when you wake up to make yourself some scrumptious early morning morsel to break your fast, and after some preparation are befuddled to find that you are without spatula! THE GODS BE DAMNED!!!

Broskie-Broheim: Bro, you tryna cook some eggs right quick up in thiis bitch?
Daniel Ibronez: Nah bro, we spatuless as a motherfucker

by wulfroyce January 6, 2011

Spaetzle

To have and orgasm, and release a large amount of semen.

I MADE SPAETZLE ALL OVER THE ROOM.

by The Fishssassin May 6, 2018