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spatulence

Flatulence that results in sudden spatula-shaped excretions.
"Who needs to buy a spatula? I'll just give'em a bad case of spatulence."

"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."
by Wong's Dongs February 15, 2010
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Splatulence

When you cum and fart at the same time
Jane thinks splatulence is sexy as fuck.
by stinkfist1979 July 26, 2011
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Shlatulence

The polite term for the word "shart".
When you pass gas with the bonus of pooh.
Whoops, looks like I'm gonna need a new pair of boxers after that shlatulence.
by jaxst November 27, 2010
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Shatulence

An upmarket term for a bout of Farts with diarrhea or having gas while sick with diarrhea.
People suffering from this are the ones that cause Raucus laughter in public bathrooms/toilets
Bob has Shatulence - been on the toilet all morning!
by Muckspreader August 27, 2009
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splatulence

v. - to accidentally and unintentionally defecate while expelling intestinal gas from the anus.

v. - to flatulate in combination with an emphatic splat caused by the additional excrement of fecal matter.

n. - a combination of flatus and feces expelled through the anus.

n. - an experience of an unintended evacuation of the bowel of a fluid nature during the act of flatulence.

(blend of splat and flatulence)
1. Certain kinds of food have been known to cause/result in splatulence if a bathroom is not nearby.

2. I ran and ran and ran, but I didn't make it in time and I splatulated all over my pants!
by Lizzy Rosenshine December 29, 2007
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shartulence

Flatulence (farting) that leads to a shart (shitting your pants when you were expecting/hoping to merely push a fart).
All in all, shartulence is a fancier way of saying that you (or someone else) sharted.

It's nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be laughed at.
by JeffroMidas September 7, 2013
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splatulance

the sound of wet-farts and splashing dookie echoing from behind a closed bathroom door.
'dad went into the bathroom this morning and had some major splatulance'
by kaylo1973 January 18, 2009
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