Flatulence that results in sudden spatula-shaped excretions.
"Who needs to buy a spatula? I'll just give'em a bad case of spatulence."
"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."
"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."
by Wong's Dongs February 15, 2010
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by jaxst November 27, 2010
Get the Shlatulence mug.An upmarket term for a bout of Farts with diarrhea or having gas while sick with diarrhea.
People suffering from this are the ones that cause Raucus laughter in public bathrooms/toilets
People suffering from this are the ones that cause Raucus laughter in public bathrooms/toilets
by Muckspreader August 27, 2009
Get the Shatulence mug.v. - to accidentally and unintentionally defecate while expelling intestinal gas from the anus.
v. - to flatulate in combination with an emphatic splat caused by the additional excrement of fecal matter.
n. - a combination of flatus and feces expelled through the anus.
n. - an experience of an unintended evacuation of the bowel of a fluid nature during the act of flatulence.
(blend of splat and flatulence)
v. - to flatulate in combination with an emphatic splat caused by the additional excrement of fecal matter.
n. - a combination of flatus and feces expelled through the anus.
n. - an experience of an unintended evacuation of the bowel of a fluid nature during the act of flatulence.
(blend of splat and flatulence)
1. Certain kinds of food have been known to cause/result in splatulence if a bathroom is not nearby.
2. I ran and ran and ran, but I didn't make it in time and I splatulated all over my pants!
2. I ran and ran and ran, but I didn't make it in time and I splatulated all over my pants!
by Lizzy Rosenshine December 29, 2007
Get the splatulence mug.Flatulence (farting) that leads to a shart (shitting your pants when you were expecting/hoping to merely push a fart).
All in all, shartulence is a fancier way of saying that you (or someone else) sharted.
It's nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be laughed at.
It's nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be laughed at.
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