spatzel 

a german "pet name" for someone who you find to be cute. it comes from Spatz, which is sparrow.

I love you, Spatzel.

spatzel by bhaeseler September 8, 2006

spatzel 

German noodles, or when you think it's going to be a fart and you end up spraying the inside of your shorts.

I'll have the Jagerschnitzel mit spatzel.

Dude, I think I just made some spatzel in my drawers...

spatzel by ME! January 9, 2003

spätzle 

A Southern German variant of pasta, also known as, the best item of food in Germany and virtually, the entire planet. Anyone who has tried it, and dislikes it, is a braindead simp.

Spätzle ist lecker, oder?
Nein alter, es ist absolut scheiß.
Hat jemand eine pistole?

Translation:

Spätzle is nice, isn't it?
No man, it's absolute shit.
Does anyone have a gun?

spätzle by GamRi March 1, 2020

spatzl 

Cute blondie... feed her with croissants and latte machiato to keep her satisfied.

Fraeulein Johnson is a real Spatzl.

spatzl by MrSquiggy January 24, 2005

albert snatzel 

A unicorn man!

Look its Albert Snatzel the unicorn man!

albert snatzel by Addythequeen January 10, 2018