A Southern German variant of pasta, also known as, the best item of food in Germany and virtually, the entire planet. Anyone who has tried it, and dislikes it, is a braindead simp.
Spätzle ist lecker, oder?
Nein alter, es ist absolut scheiß.
Hat jemand eine pistole?
Translation:
Spätzle is nice, isn't it?
No man, it's absolute shit.
Does anyone have a gun?
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.