Sorros

Happy

Joe: Yo, are you sorros?
Rick: Yeah man, i'm happy

Sorros by Epicurious July 22, 2021

sorrow 

When you feel so helpless and stupid and you think nothing is ever gonna be good again, and even macaroni and cheese taste like sawdust, and you can't even bother to masturbate because it feels too energy-consuming.

Sorrow is a part of me and my everyday life. I just want macaroni and cheese to taste good again.

sorrow by Well I'm... you know... Urban March 6, 2017

beard of sorrow

The facial hair typically grown by men out of sadness and apathy toward personal hygiene after a relationship has come to an end.

I've been a little worried about Steve since he got dumped by Claire, you see the beard of sorrow he's rocking?

beard of sorrow by CityZen4 January 27, 2010

sing the sorrow 

AFI's most recent album.

A lot of people became AFI fans due to this album. There is a lot of prejudice toward fans that heard STS first, some of which is justified.

The AFI community is composed of very very hardcore fans that are annoyed when someone claims that they are are huge AFI fan when they've only heard one of the six albums AFI has made, not including EPs, vinyls, ect. Most of the time, that one album is STS.

Fan1: I became an AFI fan through Sing the Sorrow. Now I own all of their albums! I love AFI.

AFI community: That's cool.

Fan2: OMGliek sliver n c0ld iz hawt!!1 a.f.i. ROX MY SOX! 1'm thur B!GG3ST F@N!

AFI community: ...Fuck you.

sing the sorrow by morbidly_yours September 13, 2004

Sorostitute 

I am a sorostitute. I'm better than you and I know it. You can find me on campus in the SUV my daddy bought for me, rocking my Chanel sunglasses, North Face jacket, Nike Shox or Rainbow sandals. I never leave my sorority house without my letters somewhere on me. I date a fratdaddy. I don't care that he cheats on me with other sorostitutes because I cheat on him too. I take him to date parties and sorority events just to end up flirting with one of his frat brothers. I don't have a major. I take the easiest core classes I can find and do minimal amounts of work. I know that my degree won't matter anyway because I'm going to end up a trophy wife. I love Greek life and hate GDIs. I laugh at them with my sisters when we go out to the bars. I go out to the bars and drink not only on weekends, but on Wednesdays and Thursdays too. I sing loudly with the songs at the bars and I don't care if people stare; I know its just because they're jealous. I spread rumors about other sororities on my campus. I call them sluts and cokeheads when in reality I know of several girls in my own house that do coke and sleep with tons of frat boys. Rush is the most important week of my life. I spend a week talking to girls who I would want wearing my letters. I ignore the girls rushing who are ugly and fat. After we choose the group of pledges I haze them physically and emotionally. I yell at them and make them cry, I take them to frat houses and make them do embarassing things. After that, I will call them my sisters. Looks are all that matters to me. I spent money that was supposed to be for books on tanning and manicures. I have had plastic surgery. I'm always well dressed. I pop my collar and all of my handbags- my Louis, my Kate Spade, my Prada- are real. If I look like this, frat boys will want me and other sororities will be jealous. I look better than you, I act better than you, I AM better than you. I'm a sorostitute.

I'm in a sorority but I hate sorostitutes.

Sorostitute by UAlready Kno May 5, 2006

Sorrowful Bliss 

1. To be blissful in your sorrow.
2. Enjoying your sorrow rather than to wallow in it unhappily or with self-pity.
3. To accept being sorrowful willingly and agreeably.
4. Accepting that you are filled with sorrow and being decidedly blissful rather than allowing the sorrow to consume you in depression.
5. Blissful Sorrow

As she felt the depression, she knew that the sorrowful bliss would soon follow, and she would welcome the feeling.

Sorrowful Bliss by Aiden6801 February 27, 2008

drown your sorrows 

to handle your problems by consuming a substantial quantity of alcohol

Man, so he left you because he was "too busy" and one week later he's dating someone else? Listen, forget him. Let's get you out to a bar to drown your sorrows.

drown your sorrows by soberlion May 31, 2011